5 Ways to Convince Your FWB to Hook Up When They Should Study
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Nexustentialism
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Long story short, my award-winning paragraph of graphic erotica got left on read.
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Sources confirmed yesterday that an upper division physics professor, who has asked to remain anonymous, has hired a handful of retired WWE wrestlers to challenge students in cage-match-style combat.
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The dining commons are well known for their widespread range of bakery items, especially their flavors of homemade breads. However, a group of passionate students have taken it upon themselves to end ...
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After feasting on some delicious little sandwiches and pasta salad, we asked the main man the questions that really mattered.
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Thinking back to the 27 college tours your mother made you go on, do you really think all of those tour guides told you the truth about their schools?
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In a recent study published by UCSB’s Aquatics Research Department, research has concluded that there are, in fact, not plenty of fish in the sea.
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It’s all about those little red hearts underneath your perfectly candid picture that validate your very existence!
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Three years, two dogs and countless games of Gauchoball later, we’re still together and happier than we ever have been.
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Here is the ultimate, most amazing, super fun, totally Gaucho, UCSB bucket list for graduating seniors.
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A portion of students misinterpreted the name of “Extravaganza,” UCSB’s annual music festival, as something entirely different
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Chaos ensued last week when a local office for the U.S. Food and Drug Administration booked Carillo’s Mountainview Room for a staff meeting.
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A double-entendre homage to UCSB’s two main activities: dating and cycling.
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It’s your boy with the poi, your kid with the lid, your son with the concealed carry permit, Frat “Put Your Tits Where I Can See ‘Em” Philskies, dude.
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A UCSB student lost her pride this weekend when she finally succumbed to poverty and asked her mom to transfer some money to her bank account.
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