Nexustentialism
It's satire, stupid.
Incoming visitors from Family Vacation Center and various touring high schools have led to introverted UCSB students feeling as though their sanity is deteriorating, as they remember how glad they are...
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The Commission on Welcoming Freshmen (CWF) has cut funding for their proposed program “Fresh Meat for Freshmen”
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As boiling July turns to simmering August, many families prepare last-minute outings before the new school year commences.
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Marie Bryant, a soon-to-be third year history student, returned to her hometown of Pasadena, California, to spend the summer break with her family.
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Researchers recently discovered revealed groundbreaking evidence that pun-related humor in males is directly correlated with being a good father.
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We all know what F stands for.
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Long story short, my award-winning paragraph of graphic erotica got left on read.
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Sources confirmed yesterday that an upper division physics professor, who has asked to remain anonymous, has hired a handful of retired WWE wrestlers to challenge students in cage-match-style combat.
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The dining commons are well known for their widespread range of bakery items, especially their flavors of homemade breads. However, a group of passionate students have taken it upon themselves to end ...
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After feasting on some delicious little sandwiches and pasta salad, we asked the main man the questions that really mattered.
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Thinking back to the 27 college tours your mother made you go on, do you really think all of those tour guides told you the truth about their schools?
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In a recent study published by UCSB’s Aquatics Research Department, research has concluded that there are, in fact, not plenty of fish in the sea.
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It’s all about those little red hearts underneath your perfectly candid picture that validate your very existence!
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Three years, two dogs and countless games of Gauchoball later, we’re still together and happier than we ever have been.
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
