Comic of the Week
A Very Modern Princess
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Mask burn
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Birkenstocks burn
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Anklet-from-camp-two-years-ago tan
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
PPE pale
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Farmer’s tan
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Mid-thigh tan from your shorts
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Fitbit burn
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
What’s the sun? I haven’t left my house in months
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Top-of-the-shoulder “Die Up!” burn
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
No tan lines because you sunbathe naked
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Hello Kitty Band-Aid sunburn
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Smiley-face-on-your-ass burn ’cause you’re trying to be a VSCO girl
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