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Starting Anew
Aries
March 21 - April 19
The top and bottom students must fight to the death
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Students can only use the fourth floor of the library
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Students must raise their hands 3.79 times per class, or fail
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Mandatory reading: Taylor Swift's complete discography
Leo
July 23 - August 22
The final is worth 90% of the final grade
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Attendance is mandatory, even if you have COVID-19 or monekypox
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Your grade will be curved down by 10%, minimum
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Lab consists of weekly animal sacrifices and rune reading
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Failing students are sent to the bottom of the lagoon
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
No crying, not even at home. Big Yang is watching you.
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
No electronic devices allowed, including cell phones, laptops, tablets and lightbulbs
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Must choreograph and perform an interpretive dance for 0.5 extra credit points
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