Featured Comic
Do Alpacas Spit?
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Personal head polisher
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Increasingly unfair labor practices
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Buy one (1) single pint of McConnell's ice cream
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
One-way trip to space
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Legal fees to sue NASA from space after realizing there's no return flight
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Diamond-encrusted sex swing
Libra
September 23 - October 22
A super duper really cool space-themed birthday party
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Penis enlargement
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Real-life human friends
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Various self-help books on how to flirt after a mid-life divorce
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Pays people to leave nice comments on his Instagram selfies
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
An intimate kiss (with tongue and eye contact) from Bill Gates
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