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Pardoned Turkey Lets It Go To His Head
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Long sleep
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Get another tattoo to hide from your parents
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Conduct inhumane experiments alone in your childhood bedroom (like Victor Frankenstein)
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Visit places you used to hang out at in high school and feel different
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Read all the books you didn't read for your fall classes
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Bake cookies and immediately eat them all
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Binge watch a whole entire TV show in your childhood bedroom
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Crochet yourself a new mortal vessel
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Cook 5 gallons of soup
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Date Pete Davidson
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Run for mayor of your hometown
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Reflect on the passage of time
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