Ask AJ

February 5, 2026

Ask AJ: Super Bowl predictions

By Kira Logan

Kira Logan is currently spending all of her savings account on Super Bowl bets right now.

February 6, 2025

Ask AJ: Advice for first years (and everyone navigating winter quarter)

By Nina Rossi

MIP, DUI and that damn curb — keeping your record clean  As a Gaucho, you or one of your friends may get a Minor in Possession in these next four years, but what does this mean, and how does it affect you? A Minor in ...

April 20, 2023

4/20 Ask AJ: Bluntly Said

By AJ

AJ answers all your questions about weed, marijuana, Mary Jane, the good kush, the green, etc.

February 5, 2023

Ask AJ: How to be a functioning student

By AJ

AJ addresses your questions about how to be a functioning student.

October 20, 2022

Ask AJ: Midterm Madness

By AJ

AJ fields some questions in the midst of Midterm Madness.

October 21, 2021

Ask AJ: Halloween Horrors

By Opinion Editor

AJ answers all your pressing questions about Halloween festivities and dealing with midterm stress.

October 7, 2021

Ask AJ: Barely Functional Fall

By Opinion Editor

AJ breaks down some fall fallacies.

July 6, 2021

Beach Bummin’ With Ask AJ

By AJ

AJ is back and better than ever with some stellar summer advice.

October 27, 2020

Ask AJ: Trader Joe’s Hauls for Trader Hoes

By AJ

AJ gives you the scoop on the best snacks, sweets and seasonings Trader Joe's has to offer along with a strong endorsement to get your ass out of bed this week.

August 27, 2020

Ask AJ: One Marijuana & Too Many Yerbs

By AJ

AJ delves into the issue of Tortoise Water Amersion and UCPD's puke patrol.

August 3, 2020

Ask AJ: Founding Fathers & FOMO

By AJ

Ask AJ gives answers on how to deal with friends and parents during the continuing quarantine. 

June 26, 2020

Ask AJ: We’re Still in Quarantine Edition

By AJ

Local advice guru AJ is back with more socially distanced tips.

April 8, 2020

Ask AJ: Quarantine Edition

By AJ

A special message about COVID-19 from Opinion's resident advice guru.

February 13, 2020

Ask AJ: Love At First Site

By AJ

AJ is back and better than ever, just in time for the horniest holiday of the year!

May 21, 2019

Ask AJ: Assholes

By AJ

This week, AJ resolves readers' rectum-related reservations.

April 9, 2019

Ask AJ: The Love Doctor Is In

By AJ

AJ prescribes advice to a couple o' lovesick Gauchos.