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Featured Comic
Rest Up
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Heterosexual hiking couple reaches the top of the mountain, sweat nowhere to be found
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Elderly person mournfully looking out the window of a retirement home
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Young, conventionally-attractive father launches a baby into the air
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
Old woman playing with her weirdly-too-cute grand children
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Random 45 year-old man poorly dancing in front of a mirror
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Child with knee-pads, elbow-pads and a helmet riding a green razor-scooter
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Unrealistically happy family passing a basket of bread across the table
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
72 year-old man taking a stroll in the sunlight, smiling at a passing butterfly
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Slow motion shot of a Golden Retriever catching a frisbee
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Average-looking white man riding a bike stops to drink water
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Woman smiling and nodding in a marketing meeting, surrounded by men
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Couple takes a walk on the beach at sunset, laughing at nothing and everything
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