Not Too Late for Something Weird to Still Happen

June 8, 2018 by

Here we are in Week 10, and it just occurred to me that no big meteorological or geographical catastrophe has taken place.
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Coffee Spill in Harold Frank Hall Befouls Five Backpacks

May 25, 2018 by

In a press briefing early this morning, CSO Chief, Copson Robberts, confirmed the rumors that a total of five backpacks were destroyed in an unfortunate coffee accident in Harold Frank Hall’s main l...
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Looking to Get Stressed Out? Here Are Some Natural Disasters UCSB Could Maybe Face

April 20, 2018 by

Murphy’s Law states, “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.”
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Close Quarters With Clayton: What Does It Really Mean To Be a Gaucho?

February 12, 2018 by , and

In this first edition of Close Quarters With Clayton, Stench correspondent Clayton Alexander explores how the student body really feels about our mascot, chancellor and more.
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Students in ESS Pre-major Prepare to Literally Jump Through Hoops

January 22, 2018 by

Students have been working diligently to gear up for this week’s final challenge.
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Summer Visitors Create Hell for Introverted Students on Campus

August 9, 2017 by

Incoming visitors from Family Vacation Center and various touring high schools have led to introverted UCSB students feeling as though their sanity is deteriorating, as they remember how glad they are...
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New Study Shows There Aren’t Plenty of Fish in the Sea

May 30, 2017 by

In a recent study published by UCSB’s Aquatics Research Department, research has concluded that there are, in fact, not plenty of fish in the sea.
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New Cheadle Hall Renovations Are Something to A-Door

May 2, 2017 by

Through a series of collaborative efforts spearheaded by a small committee composed of C.A.P.S. and other various campus faculty, Cheadle Hall was recently renovated as part of the campus’s new When...
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5 Good Places to Cry at UCSB

March 15, 2017 by

Here is a list of good public places to let loose a few tears ... you simp.
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Common Cold War: Students Weaponize Sickness, Bring Down Entire Dorm

November 17, 2016 by

"It's like being in a gang, man. When one of us gets sick, the whole building gets sick. It's a way of life."
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