Batcave Sessions with Milk Drunk
Meet and listen to the most recent winners of the annual UCSB Battle of the Bands competition, Milk Drunk.
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Close Quarters With Clayton: What Does It Really Mean To Be a Gaucho?
In this first edition of Close Quarters With Clayton, Stench correspondent Clayton Alexander explores how the student body really feels about our mascot, chancellor and more.
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Featured Comic
Please Don’t Try to Bike Over the Hump Pls
Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
“No Chick-fil-A sauce?”
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
The Jojo Siwa dance
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
“It’s like I’m just partying every single weekend…”
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
“No sleep! Bus, club, another club”
Leo
July 23 - August 22
"Baddie Baddie shot O’Clock"
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
“Berries and Cream…”
Libra
September 23 - October 22
“Umm I never went to oovoo Javer”
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
“You spilled lipstick in my Valentino white bag”
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
“STOP, I could’ve dropped my croissant”
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
The Henry Danger memes
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
“Play Dress To Impress with my baddies”
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
“You are now one of my elite employees”
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