Vianna Mabanag

May 15, 2018

Nexustential Crisis: How to Beer Die Bro

By Emma Demorest, Vianna Mabanag

An exclusive look into the secret life of beer die bros from the genius journalists of Nexustentialism!

May 7, 2018

AFSCME Begins Strike, Draws Over 200 Supporters at UCSB

By Evelyn Spence, Sanya Kamidi, Vianna Mabanag, Luke Dorsey

Workers from all 10 UC campuses plan to strike from May 7 to May 9. Participants on UCSB’s campus will strike from 5 a.m. to 5 p.m. during these days.

April 24, 2018

Roommate Poops So Fast It’s Intimidating

By Vianna Mabanag

Who the fuck does she think she is?

April 19, 2018

I Don’t Know What Chancellor Yang Does Exactly and at This Point I’m Too Afraid to Ask

By Vianna Mabanag

Am I comparing Chancellor Yang to McDonald’s? Yes. I love McDonald’s.

April 12, 2018

Phishing Scams Target UCSB and SB Residents

By Vianna Mabanag

Phishing schemes strike again at unsuspecting UCSB students.

February 6, 2018

Wow! This Frat Respects Women By…

By Vianna Mabanag

Really impressed!

February 1, 2018

Nice! UCSB Introduces 10 Edgy Classes for Spring Quarter

By Jake Feder, Vianna Mabanag

Here it is! The long-awaited *super easy* GE course list from UCSB. Everyone and their Aunt Trish loves taking a nice, juicy general education course. It’s a beautiful way to lighten the load of an otherwise shit-in-yo...

December 6, 2017

All Final Exams Canceled Due to Power Outage

By Vianna Mabanag

UCSB officials have announced that all finals are to be canceled due to ongoing power and air quality concerns caused by the Thomas fire.

October 19, 2017

New Pardall Stoplight Causes Students to Lose God Complex

By Vianna Mabanag

Three weeks into the school year and the controversial decision to install a traffic light on Pardall has seemed to pay off.

October 5, 2017

DP Nightlife Guide for Freshmen

By Vianna Mabanag

Welcome freshmen! First things first: We are not friends. But from the goodness of my heart, I found it within myself to give you this nightlife guide.

May 17, 2017

Tinder Name Ideas for UCSB Cyclists

By Vianna Mabanag

A double-entendre homage to UCSB’s two main activities: dating and cycling.

April 7, 2017

Top 15 Things UCSB Could Have Spent Anti-Deltopia $40K On

By Vianna Mabanag

If UCSB’s going to hike up tuition and spend a ridiculous amount of money on anti-partying ads, they might as well give us what we really want.

February 23, 2017

UCSB Pro-Nazi Meninists Feel Oppressed by Campus Liberals

By Vianna Mabanag

After the inauguration of President Donald Trump, UCSB pro-Nazi meninists claim to have been targeted by on-campus anti-Trump and anti-racism protests.