Diana Prince

March 7, 2019

Engineering Department Rampant with Bootcut Jeans and Skechers, Prompts Campuswide Orgasms

By Diana Prince

UCSB’s high-ranking College of Engineering is allegedly rampant with bootcut jeans and Skechers — and everyone is nutting, according to a new observation by Anyone Who’s Ever Been on That Side of Campus (AWEBTSC). ...

December 3, 2018

How To Watch Porn in College (Freshmen ONLY)

By Diana Prince

Hello freshmen! Welcome to my first “Sex with Stench” article, a monthly sex advice column I’ll be doing for Nexustentialism. I’ve chosen watching porn as my first topic because I think it serves as a perfect tra...

February 13, 2018

The Secret to Convincing Your FWB to Commit on Valentine’s Day

By Diana Prince

Your resident unofficial Daily Nexus Sex and Relationship columnist takes on Valentine's Day commitments.

December 18, 2017

ALL THE SEX I’VE HAD THIS YEAR, RATED

By Diana Prince

Every year when my virginity restarts on Jan. 1, I record and rate all the sex I have had by month and man. Take a peek into my exciting life as a serial polygamist: