Hot Takes with Jakey Fades

June 4, 2019 by

What is a hot take? I like slangit.com’s definition: “A hot take is a term that refers to a controversial opinion. It is referred to as ‘hot’ because it goes against the majority of opinions a...
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Nice! UCSB Introduces 10 Edgy Classes for Spring Quarter

February 1, 2018 by and

Here it is! The long-awaited *super easy* GE course list from UCSB. Everyone and their Aunt Trish loves taking a nice, juicy general education course. It’s a beautiful way to lighten the load of an ...
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College Ends as Institution After Students Collectively Decide They’re ‘Not Down’

September 28, 2017 by

The Twitter-sphere, Facebook-sphere, Instagram-sphere and Snapchat-sphere were all set ablaze this past Sunday morning as the world caught wind of a ground-altering development somehow collectively se...
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Isla Vista Starbucks Implicated in Incorrect Order Scandal

March 6, 2017 by

Late last Sunday night, the Associated Press caught wind of a developing Starbucks-related fiasco in the lesser Isla Vista area.
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Local Gluten-Free Crossfit Trainer Takes Vow of Silence, Leaves Scientific Community Uprooted

January 12, 2017 by

In what will certainly go down as a cornerstone development of the 21st century, scientists at the University of Science in Siberia met Monday morning to discuss the unthinkable.
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Top 7 Internships For College Students in 2017

January 8, 2017 by

Internships. The elusive, ever ethereal precursors to one’s midsummer night’s dream job on Mount Olympus with froyo on tap.
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Landmark Measure to Turn Entire Campus into Bike Lane Passes

November 7, 2016 by

It is still relatively unclear to most as to what initially spurred the groundbreaking initiative to even be placed on the 2016-17 ballot.
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Summer Tour Guide Spotted Still Walking Backward

October 5, 2016 by

Greyson Phillips has not stopped walking backward since his last University-sanctioned campus tour well over a month ago.
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What Will These Photos of Clouds Reveal About Your Personality?

July 8, 2016 by

Reveal new truths about your deepest self through the most accurate personality quiz known to mankind as of ten minutes ago.
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Essential New Vocab for Staying Fresh with the Youths

March 9, 2016 by

Bae is hella af when you're fleeking in the trap!1!
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You Think You Know Kanye?

February 26, 2016 by

 
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In-N-Out to Shut Down Nationwide, Relief Efforts to Follow

February 18, 2016 by

In-N-Out’s co-assistant branch manager of business relations, Chip Skylar, headed a press conference Monday to break the news that In-N-Out would be closing all of its 300-plus locations, effective ...
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The Comprehensive Roommate Breakdown

November 11, 2015 by

The term “roommate” is a funny one. Per the perennial linguistic powerhouse, dictionary.com, it is simply defined as, “a person who is assigned to share or shares a room or apartment with anothe...
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Elections on Elm Street

October 27, 2015 by

Halloween is only a hop, skip and jump away, so here at the Daily Nexus, we’d like you to join us in conducting a bit of a thought experiment. Imagine that, just for a second, only evil individuals ...
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Netflix and Chill: Halloween Edition

October 20, 2015 by

Ladies and gentlemen, and those who feel they fall somewhere else on the gender spectrum (we are all-inclusive here at the Daily Nexus), grab a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and stay awhile — October is up...
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