Management Company Wolfe & Associates Suffers Data Breach

April 3, 2020 by

Wolfe & Associates was first notified about the data breach by the Santa Barbara Police Department on March 5.
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Tropicana Del Norte To Exclusively House SBCC Students Next School Year

February 13, 2020 by

The shift in housing is motivated by the different schedules of the two schools.
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Geography Department Offers New Emphasis in Ocean Science

December 17, 2019 by

The new emphasis fills a gap in the major, so geography students interested in oceanography now can focus on the physical aspects of marine science.
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OrgSync Switches to Shoreline, Allowing Student Organizations More Functionality

November 22, 2019 by

The new website allows students to message groups and individuals directly through a built-in chat function.
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UCSB Mountain Lion: Where Is He Now?

October 3, 2019 by

  The notorious UCSB mountain lion has reportedly had a successful first week at school. After moving into his dorm in FT, his RA, B. Trayal, expressed gratitude for how smooth Mountain Lion made...
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Interim Food Bank Coordinator Discusses Temporary Relocation, Plans for Food Bank’s Future

September 10, 2019 by

The elevator should take about six to nine months to fix, according to Interim Food Bank Coordinator Philip Pinedo.
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“A Community Effort”: Diana Collins Puente Selected as First I.V. Community Center Director

August 22, 2019 by

The center will have a soft opening in October with a grand opening in either January or February 2020.
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UCSB Campus Bathrooms: Ranked

July 29, 2019 by

Summer school means that I take a lot of shits on campus, because I don’t have time to go home between classes, work and my internship. Therefore, I’ve compiled a list of the best and the worst re...
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Senior Breaks Up With Sophomore Girlfriend

June 5, 2019 by

As the end of the year approaches, graduating seniors in romantic relationships are faced with a difficult decision: marry their college sweetheart or break up with them. Seeing that breaking up is mu...
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Chancellor Yang to Headline Extravaganza

May 14, 2019 by

Well folks, you heard it here first. Our beloved Chancellor, Henry T. Yang, will be headlining this year’s Extravaganza festival, according to A.S. Program Board, who announced the lineup yesterday....
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UCSB Enforces Shoe Wearing Policy During Spring Insight

April 15, 2019 by

In an email released yesterday, Chancellor Yang wrote the student body to enforce the use of footwear during Spring Insight.
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5 Places to Park in I.V.

February 25, 2019 by

Isla Vista is notorious for being devoid of parking spaces; there’s no greater rage than when you think you’ve found a parking spot, but it turns out to be the entrance to someone’s driveway. Th...
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UCSB Bans Bikes to Increase Bird Traffic

December 5, 2018 by

In a completely unsurprising turn of events, UCSB has decided to ban the use of bicycles on campus bike paths to allow room for Bird scooters, now the preferred method of transportation for UCSB stude...
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The Limes vs. Birds Turf Wars Are Tearing This University Apart

November 15, 2018 by

Isla Vista, CA - According to several witnesses, the residents of the 67 block of DP are now split into two halves: those who are staunch Bird advocates and those who prefer Limes. A turf war has been...
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Dear Professors: Midterms Mean They Happen in the Middle of the Term Not Week Fucking Three

October 18, 2018 by

This past Wednesday, fourth-year global studies major Roger Rodgers was seen sobbing on the fourth floor of the library. When approached by a concerned fellow student, Roger just kept crying and was p...
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