Christina Muoio

April 27, 2018

Rodney Raccoon To Run for A.S. President, A.S. Hopefuls Are Shook

By Christina Muoio

It’s time raccoons get the representation they deserve.

April 3, 2018

My Mom Reacts To My Articles

By Christina Muoio

This is supposed to be a joke, right? Please tell me this is a joke.

March 14, 2018

How to Celebrate Not Turning 21: A Guide to Surviving Your 2 Lamest Birthdays

By Christina Muoio

If you’re between the ages of 19 and 20, the excitement of your special day has long faded.

March 5, 2018

Ole the Mascot Replaced By Nachos, Freebirds Rejoices

By Christina Muoio

“Worry not, folks. Our new mascot is a plate of Freebirds Nachos.”

February 9, 2018

Trouble Is Afoot: Raccoon Theft Leaves DP Residents Barefoot and Unhappy

By Christina Muoio

This isn’t the first time a raccoon has done something like this.