Lauren Jensen

February 16, 2018

Valentine’s Day Epiphany: Previously DTF Man Now DTForm a Genuine Relationship

By Lauren Jensen

I owe so much to Valentine: he’s looking out for his bros.

October 30, 2017

Spice It up with Pumpkin Spice Jungle Juice

By Lauren Jensen

Everywhere you go there are pumpkin-spiced treats: cafes, restaurants, bakeries — even Bath & Body Works. If you want to stay home, though, fret not! You too can recreate this delicious taste.

June 6, 2017

A Slice of the Upper Crust: Protests Rise Against Dining Commons Bread

By Lauren Jensen

The dining commons are well known for their widespread range of bakery items, especially their flavors of homemade breads. However, a group of passionate students have taken it upon themselves to end the so-called madnes...

May 22, 2017

Extravaganza Mistaken for ‘Extra’ Festival

By Lauren Jensen

A portion of students misinterpreted the name of “Extravaganza,” UCSB’s annual music festival, as something entirely different

May 4, 2017

Buffalo Chicken Betrayal: IV Deli Mart Swaps Fry Type

By Lauren Jensen

In the past few weeks, students may have noticed a slight alteration in a renowned delicacy at IV Deli Mart.

March 27, 2017

Professor Booze Cruise Results in Hijacked Oil Rig

By Lauren Jensen

What was meant to be a quiet ocean cruise for several of the school’s esteemed faculty turned into a nightmare of intoxicated hijinks, which included the swift seizure of one of the several oil rigs that are visible fr...