Nexustentialism

March 1, 2018

EPIDEMIC: Local fools make personal posts on Free & For Sale instead of their profile

By Maurice Hiccups

In an astonishing turn of events, local Isla Vista fool put a rant up on the Free & For Sale page instead of on her personal profile.

February 27, 2018

When All Is Said and Dine: A Pro Chef’s Thoughts on College Food

By Nicole Slaw

Over the weekend, UCSB Housing, Dining and Auxiliary Enterprises were surprised with a visit from none other than renowned chef, Gordon Ramsay.

February 26, 2018

The People vs. Freebirds: American Crime Story

By Lukas Abetie

This indelible infraction is one step too far.

February 23, 2018

Tampon Plugging and Butt Chugging: A Midterms Guide to Yerba

By Camille Horenstein

It’s midterms, my dudes.

February 22, 2018

UCSB Student Complains About First-World Problems, Insists You Don’t @ Her

By Mia Roncati

These issues REALLY matter.

February 21, 2018

VOTE: What should Ryan get tattooed on his butt?

By Nexustentialism Staff

Yes, you read that right.

February 19, 2018

Del Playa at Risk of Falling into Ocean Spiritually and Physically

By Daniel Mauldin

Ninety percent of Del Playa cliff erosion is caused by dubstep music and loud bass.

February 16, 2018

Valentine’s Day Epiphany: Previously DTF Man Now DTForm a Genuine Relationship

By Lauren Jensen

I owe so much to Valentine: he’s looking out for his bros.

February 15, 2018

I Asked 30 Girls on Tinder What They Thought About Stamps

By Ryan Watt

What do you think of stamps?

February 14, 2018

Girl Reminisces About Best Valentine’s Day Hookup

By Kortni KondӦm

He gets me and that’s one of the things I love about him.

February 13, 2018

The Secret to Convincing Your FWB to Commit on Valentine’s Day

By Diana Prince

Your resident unofficial Daily Nexus Sex and Relationship columnist takes on Valentine's Day commitments.

February 12, 2018

Close Quarters With Clayton: What Does It Really Mean To Be a Gaucho?

By Adam Cox, Clayton Alexander, Lily Garcia

In this first edition of Close Quarters With Clayton, Stench correspondent Clayton Alexander explores how the student body really feels about our mascot, chancellor and more.

February 12, 2018

Student Wary of Cuffing Season Preemptively Cuffs Self

By Emma Demorest

Martinez has gone so far as to cuff herself before anyone else gets the chance.

February 9, 2018

Trouble Is Afoot: Raccoon Theft Leaves DP Residents Barefoot and Unhappy

By Christina Muoio

This isn’t the first time a raccoon has done something like this.

February 8, 2018

Surfing in Poop Water is the Shit

By Carly Kay

“Honestly, I’m like already pretty sick,” stated Corby, throwing up a condensed shaka.

February 6, 2018

Wow! This Frat Respects Women By…

By Vianna Mabanag

Really impressed!