Ollie Tabooger

September 10, 2019

Breaking: The Boys’ Fat Clouds Cause of I.V. Summer Fog

By Ollie Tabooger

ISLA VISTA, Calif. – After weeks of research conducted by UCSB’s Department of Environmental Studies, scientists have finally been able to pinpoint the cause of Isla Vista’s unusually foggy summer. Empirical eviden...

April 17, 2019

Gaucho Grad Guide: Great Career Paths for Theater Majors!

By Ollie Tabooger

Hey, Gauchos! We know graduation is just around the corner, and with that energy on the horizon, we at Nexustentialism would love to provide some insight into post-grad options for both graduating seniors as well as fres...

January 10, 2019

UCSB Responds to CCS Break-in: We Would Never Give them Enough To Be Missing 10k

By Ollie Tabooger

UC Santa Barbara’s College of Creative Studies was burglarized over winter break, according to an email sent out to all of the college’s students earlier this week. The college estimates the loss to be about $10,000....

August 16, 2018

Top 10 Places in I.V. Where Boys Have Made Me Cry

By Ollie Tabooger

Whether you can relate to this or it makes you feel better about your own healthy relationships, here’s a list of the top 10 places a boy has made me cry in I.V.!

May 18, 2018

The Real Vote on Divestment Was the Friends We Made Along the Way

By Ollie Tabooger, Mookie

“I know we didn't decide on anything or even discuss it, but I was stoked to get to sit next to my buddy all night,” stated one senator.

February 2, 2018

Things Hieu Le Should Spend His $3,000 Honorarium on Instead of Increasing Student Fees

By Ollie Tabooger

While we really do love our A.S. President, we do think it’s appropriate to poke fun at some good old-fashioned political fuck-ups every now and again.