Ryan Watt

September 4, 2018

It’s Summer, Here’s a Retrospective of Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End

By Ryan Watt

Listen man, it’s past 12, I’ve eaten three Eggo waffles and haven’t showered since last Thursday. Here’s my retrospective analysis of “Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End.”

March 12, 2018

Free Water of Isla Vista, Ranked

By Ryan Watt

Scenario. It’s summer:  you’re just getting out of your last class of the day.

February 15, 2018

I Asked 30 Girls on Tinder What They Thought About Stamps

By Ryan Watt

What do you think of stamps?

January 24, 2018

Fuck It, I’m Rating the Birds

By Ryan Watt

These winged jerks have had it too good for too long.