Nexustentialism
It's satire, stupid.
Shortly after meeting with President-elect Donald Trump and participating in a civil photo-op, a composed Obama immediately kicked everyone out, grabbed a pint of Cherry Garcia and then locked the doo...
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What fun is the internet if you can’t talk shit? Don’t worry, these subtweets have your back.
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"It's like being in a gang, man. When one of us gets sick, the whole building gets sick. It's a way of life."
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Another edition of eavesdropping brought to you by our version of investigative journalism.
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ISLA VISTA, CA - Amidst the dark clouds surrounding election night, a cloud of a different type began to rise above the nerve-wracked streets of I.V.
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While a multitude of world leaders have championed for its release, many Americans have agreed never to “negotiate with terrorists,” while others report not being aware of its departure in the fir...
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It is still relatively unclear to most as to what initially spurred the groundbreaking initiative to even be placed on the 2016-17 ballot.
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So many overpriced merchandise options for you to regret later, so little time.
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After six weeks of glorious freedom and no one but your roommates to judge you for your bad life decisions, the parental units will be in I.V. in full force this weekend.
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Consider dressing up your plastic skeleton as Santa Claus as a humerus spin on the holiday season.
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Autumn is in full swing, and we know you are all looking to get a taste of the fall essence.
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Your "free smells" may be gone from the corner of Pardall, but they'll always be in our hearts.
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
