Nexustentialism

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November 18, 2016

Which Subtweet Should You Tweet Next?

By Vianna Mabanag

What fun is the internet if you can’t talk shit? Don’t worry, these subtweets have your back.

November 17, 2016

Common Cold War: Students Weaponize Sickness, Bring Down Entire Dorm

By Clayton Alexander

"It's like being in a gang, man. When one of us gets sick, the whole building gets sick. It's a way of life."

November 15, 2016

Overheard in I.V.

By Tryna Function

Another edition of eavesdropping brought to you by our version of investigative journalism.

November 9, 2016

Marijuana Legalization Used as Coping Mechanism for Californians Under Trump Presidency

By Jasmine Vaughn, Ariana Marmolejo

ISLA VISTA, CA - Amidst the dark clouds surrounding election night, a cloud of a different type began to rise above the nerve-wracked streets of I.V.

November 8, 2016

Fuck.

By Jasmine Vaughn

"Oh well," reports one witness.

November 8, 2016

Who’s Leading The Write-In Vote?

By Jasmine Vaughn

The only place your third party vote will actually count.

November 8, 2016

Trump Releases List of Demands After Holding American Intellectualism Hostage for a Year

By Zack Zimmerman

While a multitude of world leaders have championed for its release, many Americans have agreed never to “negotiate with terrorists,” while others report not being aware of its departure in the first place.

November 7, 2016

Landmark Measure to Turn Entire Campus into Bike Lane Passes

By Jake Feder

It is still relatively unclear to most as to what initially spurred the groundbreaking initiative to even be placed on the 2016-17 ballot.

November 5, 2016

What Your Latest Urban Outfitters Purchase Says About You

By Elisabeth March

So many overpriced merchandise options for you to regret later, so little time.

November 4, 2016

6 Steps to Surviving Parents Weekend

By Zoey Brandt

After six weeks of glorious freedom and no one but your roommates to judge you for your bad life decisions, the parental units will be in I.V. in full force this weekend.

November 4, 2016

From Frightening to Festive: 7 Ways to Repurpose Halloween Decorations

By Lauren Jensen

Consider dressing up your plastic skeleton as Santa Claus as a humerus spin on the holiday season.

November 2, 2016

The 7 Best Scented Candles to Bite into this Fall

By Isaac Mikulski

Autumn is in full swing, and we know you are all looking to get a taste of the fall essence.

October 30, 2016

QUIZ: How Spooked Are You?

By Mia Roncati

BOO! Oh, you didn’t really flinch … This is awkward.

October 28, 2016

New Businesses in Running To Replace Empty Void Left by Jimmy John’s

By Maya Rao

Your "free smells" may be gone from the corner of Pardall, but they'll always be in our hearts.

October 26, 2016

6 Important Measures to Vote on in Isla Vista

By Erin Lubitz

With the voter registration deadline now passed and election day only two weeks away, now seems as good a time as any to get informed about what we’re voting on!