Sorority Sally

February 6, 2019

Sorority Sally: I Would Die For My Train Conductor Hat

By Sorority Sally

TOOT! TOOT! It’s me again, bitches. I’m ~back again~ to defend my currently IN STYLE fisherman hat a.k.a. the train conductor.

January 16, 2019

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Geed Night

By Sorority Sally

So there have been a lot of rumors and speculation surrounding me and my sorority status. I am HERE to set the masses straight, completely on the record, and a hundred percentile truthful.

April 11, 2018

‘Broke’ Sorority Girl Complains About Dues, Has Tickets to Every Festival

By Sorority Sally

I am so over this hypocritical world we live in.

February 23, 2017

Sorority Sally “Distraught” After Beyoncé Drops Out of Coachella

By Sorority Sally

I feel like someone stuck their hand in my CHEST and RIPPED OUT MY HEART.

February 6, 2017

Sorority Sally Confused About Muslin Ban

By Sorority Sally

Sally considers the different points of views on the Muslin ban, but ultimately doesn’t understand the controversy.

December 20, 2016

Sorority Sally’s Top 10 All-Time Favorite Christmas Songs

By Sorority Sally

Before you begin wondering why there’s no Mariah Carey or Michael Bublé included on this list, you have to remember that these are my favorite Christmas songs.

October 24, 2016

Even Sorority Sally Registered to Vote

By Sorority Sally

If you’re a local unregistered GDI who wants to go around bashing sorority girls, then THINK AGAIN.

September 26, 2016

Sorority Sally Goes 2 Weeks Without Social Media, Narrowly Survives

By Sorority Sally

Day 3: Have re-activated Facebook accidentally through Spotify. The whole chapter has been fined for my negligence, and my Spotify privileges have been revoked.

July 18, 2016

Sorority Sally Takes the Throne: A ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 1 Review

By Sorority Sally

Sally picks up an easy-to-follow, light, summer binge-watch: follow along and relive the series, since showing up fashionably late is always in.

May 9, 2016

Sorority Sally vs. Frat Phil: Top Netflix Picks for Every Sitch

By Sorority Sally, Fraternity Phil

We dive all up in our young Netflix queues to give you some fiery suggestions for all your basic lit-uations.

February 16, 2016

Sorority Girl Can Even, Fellow Comm Students Appalled

By Sorority Sally

“Not many sorority girls can say that they’ve done that — that they can even.”

December 24, 2015

Sorority Sally’s Christmas Diary Entry

By Sorority Sally

Dear Diary, Today made me so sad. Like SO sad. Christmas is supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year and I actually can’t handle all the desperation and sadness in these Christmas songs. The only songs these ...

November 25, 2015

Sorority Girl Forgets Uggs; Cannot Survive El Niño

By Sorority Sally

These past bouts of El Niño have greatly affected the Isla Vista community. Greek Life in general has taken a major hit, resulting in the cancellation of Fratopia daygers and snappa games due to flash flood warnings and...