Sorority Sally: I Would Die For My Train Conductor Hat

February 6, 2019 by

TOOT! TOOT! It’s me again, bitches. I’m ~back again~ to defend my currently IN STYLE fisherman hat a.k.a. the train conductor.
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Do Not Go Gentle Into That Geed Night

January 16, 2019 by

So there have been a lot of rumors and speculation surrounding me and my sorority status. I am HERE to set the masses straight, completely on the record, and a hundred percentile truthful.
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‘Broke’ Sorority Girl Complains About Dues, Has Tickets to Every Festival

April 11, 2018 by

I am so over this hypocritical world we live in.
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Sorority Sally “Distraught” After Beyoncé Drops Out of Coachella

February 23, 2017 by

I feel like someone stuck their hand in my CHEST and RIPPED OUT MY HEART.
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Sorority Sally Confused About Muslin Ban

February 6, 2017 by

Sally considers the different points of views on the Muslin ban, but ultimately doesn’t understand the controversy.
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Sorority Sally’s Top 10 All-Time Favorite Christmas Songs

December 20, 2016 by

Before you begin wondering why there’s no Mariah Carey or Michael Bublé included on this list, you have to remember that these are my favorite Christmas songs.
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Even Sorority Sally Registered to Vote

October 24, 2016 by

If you’re a local unregistered GDI who wants to go around bashing sorority girls, then THINK AGAIN.
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Sorority Sally Goes 2 Weeks Without Social Media, Narrowly Survives

September 26, 2016 by

Day 3: Have re-activated Facebook accidentally through Spotify. The whole chapter has been fined for my negligence, and my Spotify privileges have been revoked.
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Sorority Sally Takes the Throne: A ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 1 Review

July 18, 2016 by

Sally picks up an easy-to-follow, light, summer binge-watch: follow along and relive the series, since showing up fashionably late is always in.
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Sorority Sally vs. Frat Phil: Top Netflix Picks for Every Sitch

May 9, 2016 by and

We dive all up in our young Netflix queues to give you some fiery suggestions for all your basic lit-uations.
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Sorority Girl Can Even, Fellow Comm Students Appalled

February 16, 2016 by

“Not many sorority girls can say that they’ve done that — that they can even.”
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Sorority Sally’s Christmas Diary Entry

December 24, 2015 by

Dear Diary, Today made me so sad. Like SO sad. Christmas is supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year and I actually can’t handle all the desperation and sadness in these Christmas songs. T...
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Sorority Girl Forgets Uggs; Cannot Survive El Niño

November 25, 2015 by

These past bouts of El Niño have greatly affected the Isla Vista community. Greek Life in general has taken a major hit, resulting in the cancellation of Fratopia daygers and snappa games due to flas...
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