A. Gaucho

October 13, 2016

Freshman Still Circling Roundabout 3 Weeks Later

By A. Gaucho

“Eh, I think I’ll just take a couple more laps to be safe, those bikers really come out of nowhere.”

October 9, 2016

Left or Right, Get Hammered Tonight: A Presidential Debate Drinking Game

By A. Gaucho

If global warming isn't real, neither is alcohol poisoning.

July 22, 2016

New Triple Occupancy Dorms Literally Just Tents on Chem Lawn

By A. Gaucho

New dorms built to compensate for an influx of new admits promise an experience unlike any other for the incoming freshmen.

April 19, 2016

Broke Students Say ‘F*$& $500 GA passes,’ Hold Libchella on Davidson Lawn

By A. Gaucho

"I can’t event tell the difference between Libchella and the real thing when scrolling through my Instagram feed."

March 11, 2016

Dementor Invasion Results in Unusual I.V. Weather

By A. Gaucho

Rain, fog and evil spirits bring a new meaning to Dead Week.

March 4, 2016

The Official Drunchies Drunkenness Scale

By A. Gaucho

The only reason you remember getting Freebs is because you saw your nachos again the next morning.

December 2, 2015

El Niño Survival Guide

By A. Gaucho

As the Santa Barbara winter approaches and the much anticipated El Niño pours down on our perfect little beach city, we must prepare for something that most Californians don’t have very much experience with: rain. Q...