“Eh, I think I’ll just take a couple more laps to be safe, those bikers really come out of nowhere.”
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If global warming isn't real, neither is alcohol poisoning.
New dorms built to compensate for an influx of new admits promise an experience unlike any other for the incoming freshmen.
"I can’t event tell the difference between Libchella and the real thing when scrolling through my Instagram feed."
The only reason you remember getting Freebs is because you saw your nachos again the next morning.