Nexustentialism’s favorite strikes

November 8, 2022 by

Nexustentialism writers share their favorite strikes.
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Jesus Endorses Nexustentialism

April 18, 2019 by

Jesus has officially endorsed Nexustentialism! Watch this to learn more about what Christ and the angels think of the best satire section on Earth (and heaven).
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A.S. is Fine! Everything is Fine!

March 5, 2019 by

Associated Students is doing the best it has ever done! Never has A.S. done so many beneficial things for UCSB. A.S. passes only good plans that are very well thought through and everyone agrees on th...
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Actually, the Daily Nexus isn’t Toilet Paper — It’s Paper Towels Used for Alc Spills

December 4, 2018 by

Early last month, a person who doesn’t even go to UCSB made claims at an Associated Students Senate meeting that “the Daily Nexus is really good for toilet paper,” stating further to “please u...
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Gaucho Goings-On: Marriage Announcements!

October 25, 2018 by

Cuffing season is upon us, and with it, the announcements of some sweet Gaucho couplings!
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VOTE: What should Ryan get tattooed on his butt?

February 21, 2018 by

Yes, you read that right.
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Overheard in the Library

December 13, 2016 by

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. No, not Christmas season, finals season. At least it was. But now, the library is empty and we move on with our lives.
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40 Funniest Venmo Captions

December 17, 2015 by

Venmo is a lifesaver. It lets you pay that $2.33 you owe your friend for a slice of pizza, your drug dealer or any other person that also has a Venmo account. Is it slightly sketchy to hook up your ba...
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Yik Yaks at Home vs Yik Yaks in I.V.

December 1, 2015 by

Yik Yak is a cyber-community that shares the sexual, weird, funny or sometimes even lonely anonymous thoughts of those around you. Isla Vista is lucky in the fact that we have quite a lively community...
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10 Yangformations That Need to be Seen

November 17, 2014 by

If you haven't imagined what Chancellor Yang's head looks like Photoshopped on Kim Kardashian's new booty pic, you obviously need to get your priorities straight.
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Overheard in Isla Vista: Halloween Edition

November 4, 2014 by

Instead of wrapping up the weekend in quotes, Nexustentialism decided to take it to the streets when it came to Halloweekend in IV.
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