Nexustentialism Staff

November 8, 2022

Nexustentialism’s favorite strikes

By Nexustentialism Staff

Nexustentialism writers share their favorite strikes.

April 18, 2019

Jesus Endorses Nexustentialism

By Nexustentialism Staff

Jesus has officially endorsed Nexustentialism! Watch this to learn more about what Christ and the angels think of the best satire section on Earth (and heaven).

March 5, 2019

A.S. is Fine! Everything is Fine!

By Nexustentialism Staff

Associated Students is doing the best it has ever done! Never has A.S. done so many beneficial things for UCSB. A.S. passes only good plans that are very well thought through and everyone agrees on them! It is almost unb...

December 4, 2018

Actually, the Daily Nexus isn’t Toilet Paper — It’s Paper Towels Used for Alc Spills

By Nexustentialism Staff

Early last month, a person who doesn’t even go to UCSB made claims at an Associated Students Senate meeting that “the Daily Nexus is really good for toilet paper,” stating further to “please use it to wipe your b...

October 25, 2018

Gaucho Goings-On: Marriage Announcements!

By Nexustentialism Staff

Cuffing season is upon us, and with it, the announcements of some sweet Gaucho couplings!

February 21, 2018

VOTE: What should Ryan get tattooed on his butt?

By Nexustentialism Staff

Yes, you read that right.

December 13, 2016

Overheard in the Library

By Nexustentialism Staff

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. No, not Christmas season, finals season. At least it was. But now, the library is empty and we move on with our lives.

December 17, 2015

40 Funniest Venmo Captions

By Nexustentialism Staff

Venmo is a lifesaver. It lets you pay that $2.33 you owe your friend for a slice of pizza, your drug dealer or any other person that also has a Venmo account. Is it slightly sketchy to hook up your bank account to an app...

December 1, 2015

Yik Yaks at Home vs Yik Yaks in I.V.

By Nexustentialism Staff

Yik Yak is a cyber-community that shares the sexual, weird, funny or sometimes even lonely anonymous thoughts of those around you. Isla Vista is lucky in the fact that we have quite a lively community, which makes for ev...

November 17, 2014

10 Yangformations That Need to be Seen

By Nexustentialism Staff

If you haven't imagined what Chancellor Yang's head looks like Photoshopped on Kim Kardashian's new booty pic, you obviously need to get your priorities straight.

November 4, 2014