Nexustentialism

September 8, 2016

Mattress Theft On the Rise as The Chainsmokers Glorify Being an Asshole to Your Roommate

By Jasmine Vaughn

One victim of theft reported "the worst part is she took the sheets, too, and I bet she doesn't even keep them pulled over the corners."

August 28, 2016

Surefire Ways to Gain the Freshman 15

By Gia Cephal

As much as we upperclassmen want to diss you for asking where the Del Playa is, drinking all our alcohol and posting semi-clothed Instas with the caption “Halloween is lit,” we know we will get our comeuppance when t...

August 23, 2016

5 Tips for Freshmen Still Suffering from Post-High-School Stress Disorder

By Emily Anne Williams

Need some tips on how to make your first year not suck? Don’t worry, we gaucho back.

August 19, 2016

Quiz: Which STD Are You?

By A. Realdoctor

The original game of "Gotta catch 'em all!"

August 12, 2016

5 Student Resource Services You’ve Been Neglecting, You Complete Fool

By Emily Anne Williams

The Student Resource Building (SRB) is a magical wonderland filled with dreams and opportunities. We all know about CLAS, EOP and the Disabled Students Program, but did you know about these?

August 8, 2016

Stuck in Pallet Town? Join Team Rocket!

By Nik Frey

I wanna be the very best / like no one ever was. / But I’m stuck here in Pallet Town, / a dreamer with no cause.

August 5, 2016

Sophomore Slump Now Entering 7th Quarter

By Jasmine Vaughn

As fall 2016 approaches, incoming seniors are left looking at their life and the choices that have led them here.

August 2, 2016

‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Preview

By Erin Lubitz, Jenny De La Cuadra

Nexustentialism gives an exclusive preview of some of the key players in the upcoming season of "Bachelor in Paradise."

August 1, 2016

5 Takeaways From the Democratic National Convention

By Emily Anne Williams

The nation’s focus was on Philadelphia last week as the Democratic Party held their convention to nominate Hillary Clinton as their official 2016 presidential candidate. Here's 5 things you need to know:

July 29, 2016

Bernie Supporters Shocked Most Popular Candidate Won Nomination

By Jenny De La Cuadra

Several of those formerly feeling the Bern halfheartedly gave in, apathetically tweeting, "I guess I'm #WithHer now."

July 25, 2016

5 Things You Need to Know About the Republican National Convention

By Emily Anne Williams

Catching up on last week's episode of national politics with twists and turns almost as juicy as KUWTK.

July 22, 2016

New Triple Occupancy Dorms Literally Just Tents on Chem Lawn

By A. Gaucho

New dorms built to compensate for an influx of new admits promise an experience unlike any other for the incoming freshmen.

July 18, 2016

Sorority Sally Takes the Throne: A ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 1 Review

By Sorority Sally

Sally picks up an easy-to-follow, light, summer binge-watch: follow along and relive the series, since showing up fashionably late is always in.

July 11, 2016

10 Types of People You Left in Your Hometown

By Emily Anne Williams

Sometimes we get so caught up in exams, essays and labs that we don’t remember anything else. We forget that not everyone made it out of our wretched hometowns.

July 8, 2016

What Will These Photos of Clouds Reveal About Your Personality?

By Jake Feder

Reveal new truths about your deepest self through the most accurate personality quiz known to mankind as of ten minutes ago.

July 6, 2016

5 Ways to Take Advantage of the California Wildfires

By Emily Anne Williams

It's officially wildfire season, but don't let the large scale burning of property and nature get you down! Here are 5 great ways to take advantage of this underrated summertime staple.