Farewell from the Outgoing Nexustentialism Editor

June 7, 2018 by

The Nexustentialism editor from the 2017-2018 school year says goodbye to her beloved section.
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Student Taking Grad Photos at Henley Gate Almost Gets Run Over

May 24, 2018 by

In a developing story, senior Jenny Lawrence almost got run over by four different cars while taking her grad photos at Henley Gate this past Monday.
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Students Graduate 1 Quarter Early, No One Cares

March 13, 2018 by

I mean, it’s just a quarter. It’s not good or bad. Just what they did.
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Guess what, It’s Gonna Be MAY

May 1, 2017 by

To celebrate the coming of May, we remember the great hits of the mascots of the month, *NSYNC.
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Top 8 Places to Break Out into Song and Dance on Campus

March 14, 2017 by

But with the impacted space on the UCSB campus, where does one go to pretend they’re on an open golf course and fully channel their inner Zac Efron?
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6 Important Measures to Vote on in Isla Vista

October 26, 2016 by

With the voter registration deadline now passed and election day only two weeks away, now seems as good a time as any to get informed about what we’re voting on!
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‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Preview

August 2, 2016 by and

Nexustentialism gives an exclusive preview of some of the key players in the upcoming season of "Bachelor in Paradise."
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New Starbucks in the UCen: Proposed UCSB-Themed Secret Menu

May 17, 2016 by

With a new Starbucks location coming to the UCSB campus, it's time to take a look at some proposed off-the-menu options.
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Kardashians Spell Doom for Democracy, Says Professor

May 6, 2016 by

He decided that America had failed him and that the American political system was so overrun by E! News and Bravo that there was no chance for it to ever be resurrected.
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What Kind of Roommate Are You?

March 30, 2016 by

Spring Quarter's here and it’s time to ask a few of the important questions: Can I take less units and still (kinda) graduate on time? Is Gaucho Ball exercise? And, what kind of roommate am I?
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Thoughts We Have During Finals Week

March 15, 2016 by

It’s finally finals week and let’s be real, you’re just one Top Ramen meal away from internal combustion. You’re faced with final papers and studying you should've started a week ago, your min...
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If the Presidential Election was like ‘The Bachelor’

March 1, 2016 by

With Super Tuesday upon us and The Bachelor coming to a close, Erin Lubitz looks at how these two tales of yelling, foreign policy knowledge, and valor aren't really that different after all.
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The Tipsy Academy Awards: Drink Your Way Through the Oscars

February 28, 2016 by

#Oscarssowhite we can't get through them without hard liquor
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20 Awful Party Theme Ideas

May 27, 2015 by and

Have you ever wanted to throw a party with a theme no one has ever seen before?
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Cinco de Drinko?

May 5, 2015 by

Now don’t get me wrong, Cinco de Mayo is one of the greatest days known to mankind—and I’m not just saying that because I, myself, was born on May 5th. However, where does Cinco de Drinko cross ...
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