Dementor Invasion Results in Unusual I.V. Weather
Rain, fog and evil spirits bring a new meaning to Dead Week.
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Rain, fog and evil spirits bring a new meaning to Dead Week.
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Bae is hella af when you're fleeking in the trap!1!
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The only reason you remember getting Freebs is because you saw your nachos again the next morning.
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With Super Tuesday upon us and The Bachelor coming to a close, Erin Lubitz looks at how these two tales of yelling, foreign policy knowledge, and valor aren't really that different after all.
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"I mean, after all this time … after all this time … you bastards finally gave me an Oscar."
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#Oscarssowhite we can't get through them without hard liquor
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This past weekend, I traveled to the most inferior of the Central California universities: Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.
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In-N-Out’s co-assistant branch manager of business relations, Chip Skylar, headed a press conference Monday to break the news that In-N-Out would be closing all of its 300-plus locations, effective ...
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“Not many sorority girls can say that they’ve done that — that they can even.”
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Given the fact that California has been in a record-setting drought for the last five years, the promise of heavy rains and snow has given residents hope that they will not have to live in a time wher...
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Stay under the influence and above the curve.
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It’s not yet sunrise but my coffee is brewing, stoked for what’s coming, can’t wait to start cruising. “Goin’ to class?” my awakened roommate asks. “Hell no,” says I, “El Niño is he...
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ISLA VISTA — On Friday, Jan. 29, 2016, Santa Barbara County Fire Department responded to calls after the UCSB chapter of Delta Epsilon Alpha Delta accidentally created a portal to the underworld. Th...
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