Nexustentialism

It's satire, stupid.

December 10, 2014

Possible Professions for the College Drop-out

By Anna Kodelashvili

We have reached the time of year where the finals sluggishness sets in and the only thing that is on your mind are those SBMenu deals.

November 30, 2014

8 Awkward Moments of Being Home for Thanksgiving

By Maya Rao

Going back home for Thanksgiving is always a reality check

November 25, 2014

8 Things to Be UNthankful for This Thanksgiving

By Elizabeth Sanchez

Because some things really don't deserve my thanks...

November 19, 2014

13 Non-sexual Condom Uses

By Richard Longfellow

As a freshman there is never a shortage of different groups trying to get your attention, most offering free condoms as an incentive. Weirdly enough, simply amassing a warehouse-sized supply of condoms does not necessari...

November 17, 2014

10 Yangformations That Need to be Seen

By Nexustentialism Staff

If you haven't imagined what Chancellor Yang's head looks like Photoshopped on Kim Kardashian's new booty pic, you obviously need to get your priorities straight.

November 13, 2014

11 Notable Isla Vista Fashion Trends

By Miranda Velasquez

Whether you love them or hate them, you’ll be sure to see these on every block.

November 12, 2014

14 Things to Do When You Get Sexiled

By Erin Lubitz

It happens to everyone.

November 11, 2014

7 Ways to Break Lecture Etiquette

By Elizabeth Sanchez

After somehow finding the motivation to get to that awful 8 a.m., nothing is more emotionally painful than being annoyed by the plethora of students that violate basic rules of lecture etiquette.

November 7, 2014

Best Ways to Study for Midterms by Major

By Zoey Brandt

As the days get shorter and the temperature drops to a startling low 70 degrees, it is clear that that time of the quarter is rolling around: midterms.

November 5, 2014

30 Thoughts Everyone Has While on the Bikepaths at UCSB

By Ava Talehakimi, Robert Johnson

Don’t slow down or move aside for anyone — true in life, true on the bike path.

November 4, 2014

Overheard in Isla Vista: Halloween Edition

By Nexustentialism Staff

Instead of wrapping up the weekend in quotes, Nexustentialism decided to take it to the streets when it came to Halloweekend in IV.

November 2, 2014

19 Best Halloweekend Costumes

By Anna Kodelashvili

We were looking beyond basic kittens and sexy nerds.

October 29, 2014

Top 5 Movies With Penetration (On Netflix)

By Kevin Clark

This is a list (in no particular order) of what I consider to be the best movies available on Netflix that have full penetration. These are films that put our guts and our meat on display instead of keeping them under th...

October 28, 2014