Nexustentialism

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October 20, 2014

Overheard in Isla Vista

By Tryna Function

As we all know, people in Isla Vista live for the weekends. After a long hard week at school, students look forward to a relaxing, fun weekend. This could range from a night in or a night roaming the streets of I.V. Whil...

October 15, 2014

Pumpkin Shortage Incites Sorority Outrage

By Mad Carl, Major Benjamin Pu

Due to a particularly warm and dry summer, many local farms are reporting lower-than-average pumpkin yields, creating a severe pumpkin shortage in the greater Santa Barbara County area and eliciting fear over potential s...

October 9, 2014

10 Questionable Yik Yaks You Need to See

By Liana Bevacqua

As I recently scrolled through my Twitter feed, I stumbled upon an ad for Yik Yak, and in a boredom-induced impulse, I downloaded this mysterious app. What I discovered was life-changing: people make posts that get voted...

October 5, 2014