14 Things to Do When You Get Sexiled

It happens to everyone.

1. Cry

How could this even happen to you?

2. Create a fort

Make it cozy because you know you’re going to be in there for a while.

3. Ask roommate if s/he could “please stop for a second” so you can get your cup-a-noodles

Make sure you knock on the door in the least interrupting way possible.

4. Pawn food off of someone else

Somehow the creepy knocking didn’t work…

5. Complain about the sexiler to every person that walks by

Make sure to bitch as loud as possible.

6. Get ridiculously and abhorrently drunk

Break out that Popov, it’s going to be a wild time.

7. Learn the lyrics to every Beyonce song

As if you don’t already have all albums memorized.

8. Write a strongly worded letter to the sexiler

Those all-caps will definitely come in handy.

9. Call your mom

Tell her you love her, then try to explain why you’re not in bed at 2 a.m.

10. Take your feelings to social media

Comment “well at least you’re not sexiled” on every Yik Yak that annoys you.

11. Spark a debate on the pros and cons of being a fan of Taylor Swift

What a great way to start a convo with that neighbor you’ve been eyeing.

12. Make a Tinder

Tomorrow, the tables will be turned.

13. Relive your high school glory days

Get the tissues ready.

14. Join in on the fun

I mean, why not right?