Because some things really don’t deserve my thanks…
1. Roommates that sexile
Pro-tip: Tell them you’ll go in and watch.
2. That UC tuition hike
As if we weren’t already in enough debt.
3. People who bike and text
It’s not even cool when Steve Martin does it.
4. Knowing that the new Davidson won’t be ready to use until after I graduate
The pretty posters and lovely sounds of construction make me even more salty.
5. Parking in Isla Vista
There’s nothing to say, because it doesn’t exist.
6. Horrible landlords
All I can say is, I knew a guy who was stuck in his second-story apartment for five days.
7. Having to pay for laundry
It would be cheaper to wash clothes with my tears.
8. Trying to crash classes
A bigger emotional roller coaster than “Twilight.”
However, whenever you are feeling unthankful, just remember that you go to school on the beach. Happy Thanksgiving!