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January 29, 2015

4 Questionable and Kinda-Legal-But-Not-Really-So-Don’t-Do-It Ways To Get High

By Plazon Würtz

In case you fellow Isla Vistians have been getting bored with your daily smoke-sesh routines, here are some alternative ways to get that "Wow did I just eat a good brownie, or was that a GOOD brownie" kind of high.

January 28, 2015

10 Ways to Fake Your Way Through Section

By Zoey Brandt

We all know the struggle: maybe you had a little too much fun this weekend, maybe Netflix was a little too tempting or maybe you’re simply drowning under the workload for all your other classes.

January 26, 2015

Profile: Larry Cavaletto

By Evan Swerdfeger

The Arbor is home to people of all varieties. You get UCSB clubs trying to fundraise, outside groups promoting their causes, and we all remember how it was around the last election. However, while many come and go, one m...

January 21, 2015

Excuses to Avoid Being Stopped Near the Arbor

By Erin Lubitz

Because "I'm late to class" doesn't quite cut it anymore.

January 13, 2015

Man Sells Spleen to Buy Coachella Tickets

By Jasmine Vaughn

The line in front of the Isla Vista General Clinic wrapped around the block on Jan. 6, the day before Coachella ticket sales went live.

January 12, 2015

Overheard in Isla Vista

By Anonymous

Hello boys and girls, welcome back to the first week of 2015.

December 31, 2014

10 New Year Resolutions for a Real Gaucho

By Anna Kodelashvili

New year, new you. At least that’s what we tell ourselves every first morning of January.

December 25, 2014

Free Condoms and Red Vines to All

By Safer Sex Santa

’Twas the Saturday before finals...

December 24, 2014

A Letter to Santa

By A K

Dear Santa, It has been another long year in college and I know you can probably find my name somewhere near the top of the naughty list, but don’t let that fool you...

December 17, 2014

The Painful Stages of Pulling an All-Nighter

By Ava Talehakimi

We've all been there.

December 10, 2014

Possible Professions for the College Drop-out

By Anna Kodelashvili

We have reached the time of year where the finals sluggishness sets in and the only thing that is on your mind are those SBMenu deals.

November 30, 2014

8 Awkward Moments of Being Home for Thanksgiving

By Maya Rao

Going back home for Thanksgiving is always a reality check

November 25, 2014

8 Things to Be UNthankful for This Thanksgiving

By Elizabeth Sanchez

Because some things really don't deserve my thanks...

November 19, 2014

13 Non-sexual Condom Uses

By Richard Longfellow

As a freshman there is never a shortage of different groups trying to get your attention, most offering free condoms as an incentive. Weirdly enough, simply amassing a warehouse-sized supply of condoms does not necessari...

November 17, 2014

10 Yangformations That Need to be Seen

By Nexustentialism Staff

If you haven't imagined what Chancellor Yang's head looks like Photoshopped on Kim Kardashian's new booty pic, you obviously need to get your priorities straight.

November 13, 2014