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14 Things to Do When You Get Sexiled

November 12, 2014 by

It happens to everyone.
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7 Ways to Break Lecture Etiquette

November 11, 2014 by

After somehow finding the motivation to get to that awful 8 a.m., nothing is more emotionally painful than being annoyed by the plethora of students that violate basic rules of lecture etiquette.
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Best Ways to Study for Midterms by Major

November 7, 2014 by

As the days get shorter and the temperature drops to a startling low 70 degrees, it is clear that that time of the quarter is rolling around: midterms.
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30 Thoughts Everyone Has While on the Bikepaths at UCSB

November 5, 2014 by and

Don’t slow down or move aside for anyone — true in life, true on the bike path.
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Overheard in Isla Vista: Halloween Edition

November 4, 2014 by

Instead of wrapping up the weekend in quotes, Nexustentialism decided to take it to the streets when it came to Halloweekend in IV.
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6 Best Brain Foods to Get You Through Midterms

November 4, 2014 by

Survive to the end of this article and I’ll tell you some of the best foods that’ll make midterm season that much more bearable.
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19 Best Halloweekend Costumes

November 2, 2014 by

We were looking beyond basic kittens and sexy nerds.
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Expectations Vs Reality: Halloween Edition

October 30, 2014 by

Release the Martha Stewert within, or at least chow down on your failed attempts.
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Top 5 Movies With Penetration (On Netflix)

October 29, 2014 by

This is a list (in no particular order) of what I consider to be the best movies available on Netflix that have full penetration. These are films that put our guts and our meat on display instead of k...
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Frat Guys: Expectations vs. Reality

October 28, 2014 by

We had to do it.
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Overheard in IV

October 27, 2014 by

Isla Vista: the Holy Grail of underage drinking and the epitome of college towns. Us hardworking and dedicated students of UCSB may be studious during the day but by nightfall, we know how to let loos...
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9 Ways To Master Sex in a Bunk Bed

October 24, 2014 by

Moving out of your parents' house and moving in to a place of your own in college is a great opportunity … for sex. Well, it's also a great opportunity for independence and self-discovery, but mostl...
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Yang the Giant to Perform at UCSB

October 24, 2014 by , and

  Out-of-towners crowdin’ your lawns? Headache-inducing floodlights ruinin’ your buzz? No-music ordinances killin’ your vibe? No way! Come join the many faces of Yang in the Thunderdome on ...
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10 Things UCSB Alum Steve Aoki Can Probably Do

October 22, 2014 by

Survey results were recently released that ranked UCSB alumni among the "least dateable". Personally, I think these results are entirely absurd. UCSB alumni are among the greatest in the world, and in...
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Retraction: “ISIS Seizes FT, Establishes Gaucho Caliphate”

October 21, 2014 by

The Daily Nexus has retracted the satirical Nexustentialism blog post titled “ISIS Seizes FT, Establishes Gaucho Caliphate,” published at 5 a.m. on Oct. 21, due to the piece’s lack o...
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