Jenny De La Cuadra

January 2, 2020

Fuck You, Flavored Cream Cheese

By Jenny De La Cuadra

October 28, 2017

Students Redefine ‘Facing off’ Over Halloween Concert Ticket Sales

By Jenny De La Cuadra

Since tickets are now linked with ACCESS cards and ASPB members are patrolling Free & For Sale like over-eager hawks, student’s have now taken to fully assuming the identity of fellow Gauchos to be safe.

October 11, 2017

USMNT Failure To Have Far Reaching Implications on Me Specifically

By Jenny De La Cuadra

The US Men's soccer team has failed to qualify for next summer's world cup and Jenny both doesn't want to talk about it, yet can't stop talking about it.

June 14, 2017

Student Purchases Dad Hat, Embraces Fatherhood

By Jenny De La Cuadra

Share with the dads in your life.

June 5, 2017

The Definitive Chancellor Yang Trivia Quiz

By Jenny De La Cuadra

After feasting on some delicious little sandwiches and pasta salad, we asked the main man the questions that really mattered.

March 22, 2017

Girl Wearing Makeup to 8 a.m. Final is Better Than You

By Jenny De La Cuadra, Will McIntosh

“I thought there was this kinda unspoken agreement that we would all look like trash for the week as a community-strengthening thing”.

February 2, 2017

New Plans to Deal With DP Cliff-Slide Risk

By Jenny De La Cuadra

Recent events surrounding the cliffslide and mandatory demolition at 6653 Del Playa have seen a shift in the design philosophy of oceanside property owners.

August 2, 2016

‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Preview

By Erin Lubitz, Jenny De La Cuadra

Nexustentialism gives an exclusive preview of some of the key players in the upcoming season of "Bachelor in Paradise."

July 29, 2016

Bernie Supporters Shocked Most Popular Candidate Won Nomination

By Jenny De La Cuadra

Several of those formerly feeling the Bern halfheartedly gave in, apathetically tweeting, "I guess I'm #WithHer now."

April 1, 2016

IVFP to Ramp Up Security at Deltopia

By Jenny De La Cuadra

When news broke that horse-mounted police would not be used at this year's Deltopia festivities, it was met with excitement from local students. However, this apparent détente may be short-lived...

January 24, 2016

UCSB Students Disregard E. Coli Breakout, Pay The $1.95 to Add Guac

By Jenny De La Cuadra

GOLETA — A newly released study conducted by a special University student-focused division of the Pew Research Center has found widespread apathy in regards to the health risks associated with Chipotle’s “Fresh Mex...

November 12, 2015

A Breakup Letter to Trader Joe’s

By Jenny De La Cuadra

Look, I’ve got to say something here, but don’t think this means I love you any less, because that’s just not true; my love will never change. You’ve taken me places and done things for me I don’t think I could...