Will McIntosh

June 9, 2017

Professor Institutes ‘Trial by Combat’ Test Format

By Will McIntosh

Sources confirmed yesterday that an upper division physics professor, who has asked to remain anonymous, has hired a handful of retired WWE wrestlers to challenge students in cage-match-style combat.

April 24, 2017

Film Studies TA Offers Extra Office Hours to Discuss New Zelda Game

By Will McIntosh

The start of the new Spring Quarter brought about the usual chaos of students changing sections, crashing classes and purchasing textbooks. In an effort to combat this recurring calamity, Film Studies 46 TA Cynthia Zoran...

April 14, 2017

Top 7 Household Items to Use as Back-Up Condoms

By Will McIntosh

You reach for your nightstand, open the drawer and BAM: no rubbers.

March 22, 2017

Girl Wearing Makeup to 8 a.m. Final is Better Than You

By Jenny De La Cuadra, Will McIntosh

“I thought there was this kinda unspoken agreement that we would all look like trash for the week as a community-strengthening thing”.

March 16, 2017

What Your St. Paddy’s Day Outfit Says About You

By Will McIntosh

It has become common practice to dress up for the holiday with varying degrees of effort. Here’s a few examples of what your St. Paddy’s Day outfit says about you: