Nexustentialism
It's satire, stupid.
This week the university announced plans to eliminate Counseling & Psychological Services (C.A.P.S.) and replace it with a new Subway. “We have made the executive decision that three Subways in ...
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Students were greeted with an extravagant display of wire fencing throughout Isla Vista.
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I am so over this hypocritical world we live in.
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Readers will remember low rise jeans as the “it-jean” of the early 2000s.
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You may have been infected by Toxoplasma gondii, a parasite that infects its host with an irrational attraction toward feline species.
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Let’s just say that the future isn’t looking too bright — literally.
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Since diving headfirst into YouTube tutorials, Bryan has quickly expanded his repertoire.
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This is supposed to be a joke, right? Please tell me this is a joke.
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“I wish I had listened to my mom when I still could."
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Surprise! Life isn’t perfect. I’m fucking stressed, for one.
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The passive aggression in the room was palpable.
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Residents of neighboring tables looked on with mixed sympathy and frustration.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
