Why Am I the Only Person Who Cannot Find a Cocaine???
Well everyone, it’s happened again. I could not find a single cocaine to purchase this Saturday night.
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Well everyone, it’s happened again. I could not find a single cocaine to purchase this Saturday night.
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It all started approximately three months ago when, after a joyous Sunday morning breakfast, an unidentified member of your house put a dirty plate in the, gasp, clean dish rack.
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In a press briefing early this morning, CSO Chief, Copson Robberts, confirmed the rumors that a total of five backpacks were destroyed in an unfortunate coffee accident in Harold Frank Hall’s main l...
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In a developing story, senior Jenny Lawrence almost got run over by four different cars while taking her grad photos at Henley Gate this past Monday.
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A failed high school rapper and even more unfortunate writer was sighted last week publishing articles in school newspaper The Daily Nexus.
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Exasperated by cramped lecture hall seating comparable only to that of the economy class of a budget airline, local freshman Tyler Franklin has decided to take a stand.
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Sure, humans write deeds to prove property ownership, but the fact of the matter is doves can’t read.
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“I know we didn't decide on anything or even discuss it, but I was stoked to get to sit next to my buddy all night,” stated one senator.
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As it turns out, new Portola is still steadfast in its unwavering commitment to fucking up your digestive system.
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A new game of our daily activities and sights in Isla Vista that's designed to help you level up!
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An exclusive look into the secret life of beer die bros from the genius journalists of Nexustentialism!
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The truth behind the UCen bird is finally revealed with a shocking twist...
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Moms. We all have them – even if you don’t have a belly button, like me.
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It has totally strengthened our relationship.
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