Brock Clark

February 14, 2019

The Four People You’ll Date in College

By Brock Clark

Relationships are tough. How tough? Tough to say. In I.V., they’re tougher than a Hydro Flask that just won’t break whenever it smacks into the ground mid-lecture. We can’t just make out in cars like we did in high...

December 18, 2018

Gaucho Holiday Gift Guide

By Brock Clark

Happy Holidays from us at the Nexus! We here at Nexustentialism know how difficult it can be to get some good gifts for your friends and family here at UCSB, so we thought we’d do you a solid and tell you what we reall...

November 30, 2018

Hazed and Confused

By Brock Clark

Hazing sucks. Dad did it, America did it, but we don’t anymore … right? There has been a rampant increase in reports of hazing here at UCSB and frankly it makes me sick. Looks like this reporter is gonna pull trig an...

November 9, 2018

I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Disappointed: Parents Weekend 2018 Report

By Brock Clark

Well, UCSB’s Parents Weekend came and went, and things were less than perfect. Parents Weekend is supposed to be a time when we can stop having anxiety attacks from econ, pretend like our social lives are more than jus...

November 7, 2018

Return of the Shack: How To Get that One Night Stand Out of Your Bed

By Brock Clark

To all you newbies, freshmen or downright nice human beings who can’t get that shacker out of your bed, here are seven ways to get him or her to become the Angel of the Morning!