Nexustentialism

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Roommate Horror Stories

September 2, 2015 by

The leases are signed, the dorm placements are finalized and it’s the time of year where everyone still has naive optimism about the people they are living with.
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Pros and Cons of Summer Life at Home

August 18, 2015 by

Summer is a time for relaxation, catching up with friends from back home and relearning how to live with your parents instead of people your own age.
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What Not To Say In An Interview

August 8, 2015 by

This year, I was late to the summer job market because I was taking finals while all the local high schoolers were snatching up the sweetest positions.
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Presidential Profile

July 26, 2015 by

Get excited, people. Presidential Elections are a mere 16 months away.
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What Your Backpack Says About You

July 20, 2015 by

A large part of the modern student’s daily life revolves around the backpack: schlepping it to class, remembering which lecture hall you left it in, emptying it of garbage once a year, using it to t...
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A Connoisseur’s Guide to Malt Liquor

July 9, 2015 by

In our debt-induced destitution, even simple drinks like Pabst Blue Ribbon and Bud Light can seem to be wistful luxuries. Lucky for us, malt liquor – cheap and bottled by the 40 – offers a respite...
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Social Media Madness

July 5, 2015 by

I can remember it like it was yesterday. I was scrolling down my explore page on Instagram when I stumbled upon a profile that would change my life forever. The profile’s description read, “You ca...
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Senior Transformations

June 25, 2015 by

Four years may seem like a short period of time, but the four years spent in college tend to be the ones that fly by the fastest.
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Lyrical Wordplay or Literary Genius?

June 4, 2015 by

Hip-hop is kind of like a Transformer: there’s more to it than meets the eye. On the surface, it may seem like it’s all money, dro and asses being thrown in a circle, but the deeper you dig, the m...
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Cheating Tips for the Average Student

May 30, 2015 by

College is hard. How does anyone ever expect us to be able to balance our social lives, sleep AND good grades??
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20 Awful Party Theme Ideas

May 27, 2015 by and

Have you ever wanted to throw a party with a theme no one has ever seen before?
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A Beginner’s Guide to Dorm Room Yoga

May 20, 2015 by

With finals season just around the corner, stress relief is a must. Drinking your problems away isn’t always an option, and sometimes you just don’t feel like dragging yourself to the gym. The sol...
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Jaden Smith: Twitter Sensation or Potential Philosophy Professor?

May 19, 2015 by

Unfortunately for all social media fanatics, a life-changing phenomenon has been lost amongst the world of tweeters. That’s right, Jaden Smith has officially deleted his Twitter account.
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5 Awesome Gangster Movies You Haven’t Seen

May 15, 2015 by

Too often, the gangster genre gets boiled down to a handful of classics: “The Godfather,” “Scarface,” “GoodFellas.”
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Waka Flocka Flame’s Presidential Campaign

May 13, 2015 by

A few days ago, I experienced a magical re-awakening where the Facebook “trending” news sidebar actually taught me something useful: Waka Flocka Flame had announced that he was running for Preside...
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