Nexustentialism
It's satire, stupid.
Sources confirmed yesterday that an upper division physics professor, who has asked to remain anonymous, has hired a handful of retired WWE wrestlers to challenge students in cage-match-style combat.
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The dining commons are well known for their widespread range of bakery items, especially their flavors of homemade breads. However, a group of passionate students have taken it upon themselves to end ...
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After feasting on some delicious little sandwiches and pasta salad, we asked the main man the questions that really mattered.
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Thinking back to the 27 college tours your mother made you go on, do you really think all of those tour guides told you the truth about their schools?
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In a recent study published by UCSB’s Aquatics Research Department, research has concluded that there are, in fact, not plenty of fish in the sea.
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It’s all about those little red hearts underneath your perfectly candid picture that validate your very existence!
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Three years, two dogs and countless games of Gauchoball later, we’re still together and happier than we ever have been.
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Here is the ultimate, most amazing, super fun, totally Gaucho, UCSB bucket list for graduating seniors.
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A portion of students misinterpreted the name of “Extravaganza,” UCSB’s annual music festival, as something entirely different
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Chaos ensued last week when a local office for the U.S. Food and Drug Administration booked Carillo’s Mountainview Room for a staff meeting.
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A double-entendre homage to UCSB’s two main activities: dating and cycling.
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It’s your boy with the poi, your kid with the lid, your son with the concealed carry permit, Frat “Put Your Tits Where I Can See ‘Em” Philskies, dude.
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A UCSB student lost her pride this weekend when she finally succumbed to poverty and asked her mom to transfer some money to her bank account.
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Columbidae, whose phone was broken in a bike accident, says he got the idea when he looked up from the pavement and saw a pigeon staring at him.
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Sugar daddies are the next big lazy millennial endeavor, and here are the top five ways to get yours.
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
