Blogs

Student Crumbles in Spring Quarter, Asks Parents For Money

May 11, 2017 by

A UCSB student lost her pride this weekend when she finally succumbed to poverty and asked her mom to transfer some money to her bank account.
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Student Trains Homing Pigeons After Breaking iPhone

May 9, 2017 by

Columbidae, whose phone was broken in a bike accident, says he got the idea when he looked up from the pavement and saw a pigeon staring at him.
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Top 5 Ways to Get a Sugar Daddy

May 8, 2017 by

Sugar daddies are the next big lazy millennial endeavor, and here are the top five ways to get yours.
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Rapture Comes, Leaves Slow Walkers Behind

May 5, 2017 by

If you read this headline and it was news to you, that means one thing: You were left behind.
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Institutionalized: Disbanning Social Injustices’ Cyclical Presence in Sports

May 4, 2017 by

Following the incident in which racially unjust behavior by some Boston Red Sox fans toward Baltimore Orioles centerfielder Adam Jones, Sports Editor Sean White paints the bigger picture of the situat...
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Buffalo Chicken Betrayal: IV Deli Mart Swaps Fry Type

May 4, 2017 by

In the past few weeks, students may have noticed a slight alteration in a renowned delicacy at IV Deli Mart.
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New Cheadle Hall Renovations Are Something to A-Door

May 2, 2017 by

Through a series of collaborative efforts spearheaded by a small committee composed of C.A.P.S. and other various campus faculty, Cheadle Hall was recently renovated as part of the campus’s new When...
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Guess what, It’s Gonna Be MAY

May 1, 2017 by

To celebrate the coming of May, we remember the great hits of the mascots of the month, *NSYNC.
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Abolishing the NFL Draft: Resisting the Shield’s Flawed System for Incoming Players

April 27, 2017 by

In honor of the 2017 NFL Draft beginning today, staff writer Spencer Ault gives his take regarding why the entire drafting system should be ended and give more control to the rookies preparing for the...
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Fledgling Beach Cruiser Gang Terrorizes Campus

April 27, 2017 by

Recent police reports suggest that a new biker gang, known formally as The Bitchin’ Beach Crewsuirs, has started to infiltrate the various bike racks of UCSB’s campus.
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Fraternity Rituals Explained with Frat Phil

April 26, 2017 by

Out of the supreme zesty-ness of my heart, I’ve decided to share some of my hazing methods and rituals.
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Film Studies TA Offers Extra Office Hours to Discuss New Zelda Game

April 24, 2017 by

The start of the new Spring Quarter brought about the usual chaos of students changing sections, crashing classes and purchasing textbooks. In an effort to combat this recurring calamity, Film Studies...
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Beach Cruiser Biker Gangs Strike Terror in the Hearts of UCSB Students

April 21, 2017 by

Recent reports show a new biker gang, formally known as The Bitchin’ Beach Crewsers, has infiltrated our beloved UCSB campus.
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When Your Roommate Leaves for the Weekend: Expectation versus Reality

April 21, 2017 by

In college, having a room to yourself is a rare and treasured occurrence. Often, however, the reality doesn’t live up to your glorious weekend plans.
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Not Defined By the Dime: The Transformation of the 1

April 20, 2017 by

The role of the point guard has managed to evolve heavily throughout the past decade leaving Sports Editor Sean White to examine those changes and how it has affected the NBA landscape.
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