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Noting the rampant bitterness of his superiors for their long hours and monotonous daily routines, accounting intern Jackson Conners confirmed the unremarkable essence of the remainder of his days as ...
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We all know how country folk are regarded in Isla Vista, so here are some tips on living a country life in I.V.
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Now that your tuition is lowered by $60, here's what you can buy with all that extra cash! Thanks, UC Regents!
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UCSB is a notoriously sunny and beautiful place. Here are the top five places to soak up the sun and get burned way faster than you’re willing to admit to any of your friends!
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Join local IV garage rockers The Anti-Sheist as they discuss Twin Peaks, Mac Demarco, and locking themselves in a room with a bunch of big, sweaty guys.
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Just a few weeks into the most highly-anticipated season of the year, area woman Crissy Anderson is already bored shitless.
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UCSB transfer student Chad DeLabia is reportedly “super confused” as to why this whole immigration thing is so darn controversial.
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Hells lo, my names is Grrr M. Pache. I is racoon who lives in tree behind big human tree with top.
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Here we are in Week 10, and it just occurred to me that no big meteorological or geographical catastrophe has taken place.
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Sidney Davis, a fourth-year economics major, became stressed this week at the realization that she is about to graduate without being in a stable heterosexual relationship that could end in marriage.
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
