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April 13, 2018

Here’s Some Irony for Ya: Deltopia Fencing Leading Cause of Injury Over Weekend

By Anat Katzir

Students were greeted with an extravagant display of wire fencing throughout Isla Vista.

April 12, 2018

Comic: Sunny

By Peyton Stotelmyre

April 12, 2018

Comic: Watching You

By Peyton Stotelmyre

April 11, 2018

‘Broke’ Sorority Girl Complains About Dues, Has Tickets to Every Festival

By Sorority Sally

I am so over this hypocritical world we live in.

April 10, 2018

Amazing! UCSB Student Claims She’s Confident Enough To Wear Low-Rise Jeans!

By Emma Demorest

Readers will remember low rise jeans as the “it-jean” of the early 2000s.

April 9, 2018

Batcave Sessions with Milk Drunk

By Austin Beaart, Ana Chavez, Harvest Keeney, Lily Garcia

Meet and listen to the most recent winners of the annual UCSB Battle of the Bands competition, Milk Drunk.

April 9, 2018

CDC Deems Cats Ungrateful Social Parasites

By Claire Horsley

You may have been infected by Toxoplasma gondii, a parasite that infects its host with an irrational attraction toward feline species.

April 6, 2018

10 Things to Do if It Rains During Deltopia

By Gia Cephal

Let’s just say that the future isn’t looking too bright — literally.

April 5, 2018

Comic: Crashers

By Peyton Stotelmyre

April 5, 2018

Uh Oh! Your Upstairs Neighbor Bryan is Playing the Guitar Again!

By Hannah Jackson

Since diving headfirst into YouTube tutorials, Bryan has quickly expanded his repertoire.

April 3, 2018

My Mom Reacts To My Articles

By Christina Muoio

This is supposed to be a joke, right? Please tell me this is a joke.

March 30, 2018

How to Sexile Your Parents During Spring Break

By Candace Dunkin

The advice you’ve all been waiting for.

March 20, 2018

March Sadness? Pre-Tourney Regional Predictions I Thought Were Safe

By Brandon Victor

Well, well, well. March Madness has once again met expectations, maybe even surpassed them following the upsets that have taken place thus far as we head into the Sweet 16. Staff writer Brandon Victor rehashes on his pic...

March 20, 2018

Student with Poor Music Taste Suffers Ruptured Eardrums in Davidson

By Emily Anne Williams

“I wish I had listened to my mom when I still could."

March 20, 2018

The 10 Commandments to Get Through Finals Week

By Anat Katzir

Surprise! Life isn’t perfect. I’m fucking stressed, for one.

March 19, 2018

Student Puts Juul Pods Above Blue Books, Fails Finals

By Juules Vern

He doesn't regret his choice.