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How to Be Country in I.V.

July 31, 2018 by

We all know how country folk are regarded in Isla Vista, so here are some tips on living a country life in I.V.  
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Juuly

July 25, 2018 by


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10 Things You Can Buy Now That Tuition is $60 Cheaper

July 24, 2018 by

Now that your tuition is lowered by $60, here's what you can buy with all that extra cash! Thanks, UC Regents!
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Comic: Growth

July 17, 2018 by


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Best Places To Get Sunburned at UCSB

July 17, 2018 by

UCSB is a notoriously sunny and beautiful place. Here are the top five places to soak up the sun and get burned way faster than you’re willing to admit to any of your friends!
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A Look Into Your Sole

July 10, 2018 by

Take a quick look to see what your shoe choice says about you!
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Batcave Sessions with The Anti-Sheist

July 9, 2018 by and

Join local IV garage rockers The Anti-Sheist as they discuss Twin Peaks, Mac Demarco, and locking themselves in a room with a bunch of big, sweaty guys.
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Comic: Grand Celebration of the Weenie

July 4, 2018 by


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Local Woman Already Bored Shitless

July 3, 2018 by

Just a few weeks into the most highly-anticipated season of the year, area woman Crissy Anderson is already bored shitless.
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Comic: Summertime

June 27, 2018 by


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Local Trump Supporter Reflects on Detained Children: I, Too Have Been Sent to Detention

June 26, 2018 by

UCSB transfer student Chad DeLabia is reportedly “super confused” as to why this whole immigration thing is so darn controversial.
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Brother, can you spare a trash?

June 22, 2018 by

Hells lo, my names is Grrr M. Pache. I is racoon who lives in tree behind big human tree with top.
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Not Too Late for Something Weird to Still Happen

June 8, 2018 by

Here we are in Week 10, and it just occurred to me that no big meteorological or geographical catastrophe has taken place.
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Senior Woman Has One Week Left to Find Provider

June 7, 2018 by

Sidney Davis, a fourth-year economics major, became stressed this week at the realization that she is about to graduate without being in a stable heterosexual relationship that could end in marriage.
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Comic: Graduation

June 7, 2018 by


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