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October 17, 2018

Goat Boy: Icebreaker

By Sam Rankin

October 16, 2018

Abroad Bros Realize International Women Hate Them Too

By Kian Karamdashti

Truly devastating developments have come out of Paris, France today as local “bros” Chad Brohanski and Michael Sendet have realized that European girls hate them even more than American girls back home.

October 15, 2018

What Your Hickey Says About You

By Candace Dunkin

Hickeys are a timeless staple that lets the world around you know that you’re getting some. Here’s a guide that shows exactly what your hickey says about you!

October 12, 2018

Hookup Probably Just Gonna Go, Has an Early Start Tomorrow Morning

By Sam Penn

After an hour of haphazard lovemaking, it was reported that Nick Nguyen was probably gonna head out after third-year Emily Callahan invited him over for a last-minute romp in the hay.

October 11, 2018

Dude, Where’s My Bird?

By Christina Muoio

Earlier this morning, IVPD was informed of a robbery that occurred on the 67 block of Sabado Tarde Road. According to third-year pre-law student Garrett Jackson, he parked his Bird in his driveway late last night, but by...

October 10, 2018

In Photos: The Edible Campus Program, featuring Jack Johnson & Henry Yang

By Daily Nexus Photography

The Edible Campus Program, under UCSB Sustainability, celebrated today the groundbreaking of their new community field – The UCSB Edible Campus Program Student Farm. UCSB alumni Jack & Kim Johnson, along wit...

October 10, 2018

5 On-Campus Programs Coming To UCSB This Year

By Emily Williams

You’ve probably heard of the new bike renting program available to students, but are you aware of these great new opportunities?

October 9, 2018

My Boy Adam and I Used an Old Time Machine We Found in My Boy Brad’s Garage to Discover What Dumb Shit Freshman Are Gonna Do This Fall

By Fraternity Phil

My boy Adam and I used the time machine my boy Brad has been keeping in his garage to find out about all the dumbfuck things the freshman are gonna be up to this fall!

October 5, 2018

Foresight

By Ruby Bruder

October 5, 2018

Rainy Day

By Peyton Stotelmyre

October 5, 2018

Cool New Abroad Program Just Four Month Photoshoot at Barcelona Bunkers

By Daniel Carroll

Facing an overwhelming demand, the UCSB Education Abroad Program (EAP) announced the implementation of a new four-month program devoted to allowing its participants to simply take photos at the Barcelona Bunkers overlook...

October 4, 2018

Study Abroad Student Only Hooks Up With Other Americans

By Betty Cocker

Much to her surprise and disappointment, third-year study abroad student Kelly Parker has only had sexual encounters with fellow Americans while studying abroad for the semester in Italy.

October 2, 2018

FT Couple Tries Long Distance Relationship

By Hannah Jackson

While the distance between North and South towers may feel like an eternity, the couple has found a way to make it work.

October 1, 2018

Freshman Guides: Biking on Campus

By Anat Katzir

Here's some survival hacks for you newbies straight from an experienced cyclist of the streets of Isla Vista and campus!

September 28, 2018

“Shut up Loser,” Says Yang to Freshman Who Didn’t Say Anything

By Annie Pepper

In response to the slough of new first-years migrating to campus, Chancellor Henry T. Yang has reportedly adopted a noticeably more “top bitch” persona, in what experts are calling an effort to “put them in their p...