Power Commercials Melt Brains

March 3, 2009 by

Do you ever feel like your intelligence is constantly under assault?
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Craigslisters

March 2, 2009 by

You: the moderately pathetic college student browsing Craigslist's "missed connections," hoping in vain for a complete stranger's affection to validate your meaningless existence.
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Board Games on Acid

February 26, 2009 by

A lot of people talk about how our youth are being corrupted with violent video games and all. On the one hand, yeah – stealing cars and blowing up cops in Grand Theft Auto IV probably doesnR...
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The Academia Blues

February 25, 2009 by

Bored in class again, eh? Well then I have great news for you! As it turns out, the best way to kick away the academia blues is to imbibe like an Irish Catholic Priest. Don’t believe me? Well, a...
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Squirrelly Mischief

February 24, 2009 by

Sometimes I swear squirrels are out to get me.
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The Oscars

February 23, 2009 by

So how did everyone’s Oscar pools go? Mine was great. I may never have watched “Slumdog Millionaire”, but I sure as hell picked it for a bunch of awards. But let’s not kid ours...
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Pennies Blow

February 19, 2009 by

Looks like the penny has a whole new look - the U.S. mint just released four brand new designs to commemorate Honest Abe's 200th birthday.
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Hello Goodbye

February 18, 2009 by

OK, so you know that thing you do when you pass someone on the way to class? Like, someone you don't really know on a first-name basis but have met a couple times before? Yeah, you give them that head...
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President’s Lay

February 17, 2009 by

So how bout that day off? I hope you used it as productively as I did, sitting inside wishing I could muster up the energy to brave the downpours and actually do something with my life.
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No Valentines for Clinton

February 12, 2009 by

Valentine’s Day is this weekend! So is President’s Day! I propose we combine the two and all send Obama a Valentine. Or George W., if you want. Hell, you can even send one to Carter if tha...
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Making Time

February 11, 2009 by

Seeing as I've been in and out of midterms these past few weeks, I've learned something really important: Sleep is overrated.
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Wind Power

February 10, 2009 by

Fuck this wind. Seriously.
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Spring Quarter Advice

February 9, 2009 by

Don't know whether you can weather this weather or not? Yeah, me neither, but dumb English jokes aren't going to make it better.
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3-D Super Bowl

February 2, 2009 by

I hope you all busted out your 3-D glasses for those Super Bowl commercials, because they were awesome.
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Laissez Unfaire

January 21, 2009 by

You know what's bullshit? On-campus shops ripping off the students who actually go to class. Seriously guys, you can't give me a fucking five dollar footlong on campus?
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