The Weatherhuman

November 7, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

I've got to admit, I'm not really surprised that Shia LaBeouf was arrested over the weekend for trespassing at a Chicago Wallgreens.

November 6, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

I've got to admit, I'm not really surprised that Shia LaBeouf was arrested over the weekend for trespassing at a Chicago Wallgreens.

November 5, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

I've got to admit, I'm not really surprised that Shia LaBeouf was arrested over the weekend for trespassing at a Chicago Wallgreens.

November 2, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

Politicians and celebrities are always bitching about how young people don't vote these days and Diddy even went so far as to threaten my life.

October 31, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

I usually try to leave sports related issues to the sports editors.

October 30, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

Chinese officials arrested 774 people Monday in a crackdown on quality control of exported goods. Apparently the government felt that a lot of the stuff that was being made in China was "substandard."

October 26, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

Alright, here's the deal: I consider it part of my job to be kind of a dick most of the time. Being nice is just not conducive to providing a funny column.

October 25, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

Good news, people: Despite the fact that it was hot as balls yesterday, the forecast is looking pretty good for a weekend of Halloween debauchery.

October 24, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

In case you had any doubts that the Japanese continue to be technologically superior to the rest of us, check out their latest invention: a portable toilet for cars, complete with a plastic bag for waste and a curtain fo...

October 23, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

J.K. Rowling's admission that Dumbledore was gay really leads to some questions that I don't think anyone wants the answers to.

October 22, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

A cynic might say that I failed all of you by not warning you about the ash-storm that hit Isla Vista this weekend. However I feel that the blame lies elsewhere, specifically the firefighting profession. It’s the y...

October 18, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

You know how sometimes you want to listen to a song but you don't want to buy or download it so you just repeatedly listen to the 30-second version on iTunes? No? You don't do that? OK, well I do. It's a pretty good syst...

October 17, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

A lot of weird shit goes on at this campus, and usually I don't bother to ask why.

October 16, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. I was in complete support of this guy unt...

October 12, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

I've heard lots of people discussing the question of which weekend Halloween will be celebrated on this year. It's a complex issue, but in the end someone's going to have to make an executive decision. Someone who's inte...

October 9, 2007

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By The Weatherhuman

Props to the guys who are now circling I.V. delivering Freebirds to an assorted lot of stoners, drunks, Greeks, stoners, people without bikes and stoners. It’s about damn time. Everybody has probably been waiting f...