Over Achievers

January 10, 2007 by

Whenever life gets you down
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Ghost Riding Dirty

January 9, 2007 by

There are certain situations in which one should not "ghost ride." Ghost riding the polls by not voting
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Patriotic Grief

January 8, 2007 by

Of all the things that occurred over winter break, Gerald Ford dying concerns me the least.
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No Name, No Game

December 7, 2006 by

The 'human loves presents. However, the 'human does not like enigmas. They're tricky. The 'human vetoes mystery present-givers, unless they happen to be smokin' hot. In that case, a recount is unneces...
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A Tit Bit Nipplish

December 1, 2006 by

It's good to know this cold weather -- provided by yours truly -- hasn't prevented you from wearing a tank top and skirt.
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Oops, We Did It Again

November 30, 2006 by

Fuck me. Really, I could use a good fuck after all the corrections this week. Unfortunately, the Weathermate hates mistakes… like Weatherhuman Jr. Correction: In the feature photo “Round A...
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Freedom of Restriction

November 29, 2006 by

So the Bush administration isn't too happy about the media using the words "civil war,"
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Weather

November 28, 2006 by

If you’re looking for amazing gadgetry and technological excitement, don’t see the new James Bond flick. This edition of the spy series repeatedly hypes up such new-fangled tools as text m...
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Weather

August 30, 2006 by

YAAAWN *Smacks Lips* What the? Who the hell are you?
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Full Moon Fleecing

January 23, 2004 by

I ran into the Wolf at the store yesterday. I was on my guard, as I always am when around him.
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Never Mind Integrity, Here’s Some Cash

January 21, 2004 by

Former Sex Pistols frontman Johnny Rotten has agreed to appear in the British version of "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"
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Propaganja

January 14, 2004 by

From the Stranger Than Fiction file: I was perusing the rack of informative pamphlets at Student Health. Got to skip over the STD rack - the only benefit of genderless 'humanism.
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Speaking My Language

January 9, 2004 by

Made it through the first week. It's nice to be back in school. In case you didn't notice, the 'human didn't have much to say on the academic front last quarter. Yeah. Didn't do too well.
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Inquiring ‘Humans Want to Know

January 7, 2004 by

You didn't think the weatherhuman was going to miss Britney's wedding day did you? No sir, I was there. I rode in on the same cold wind that will soon blow her completely out of the music business and...
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Thanks for Leaving

November 25, 2003 by

Oh, boy, just one more day until break. I can't wait to stuff my belly and pass out in front of the TV with Dad and Gramps.
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