The Weatherhuman

November 29, 2006

Freedom of Restriction

By The Weatherhuman

So the Bush administration isn't too happy about the media using the words "civil war,"

November 28, 2006

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

If you’re looking for amazing gadgetry and technological excitement, don’t see the new James Bond flick. This edition of the spy series repeatedly hypes up such new-fangled tools as text messaging and GPS. Th...

August 30, 2006

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

YAAAWN *Smacks Lips* What the? Who the hell are you?

January 23, 2004

Full Moon Fleecing

By The Weatherhuman

I ran into the Wolf at the store yesterday. I was on my guard, as I always am when around him.

January 21, 2004

Never Mind Integrity, Here’s Some Cash

By The Weatherhuman

Former Sex Pistols frontman Johnny Rotten has agreed to appear in the British version of "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

January 14, 2004

Propaganja

By The Weatherhuman

From the Stranger Than Fiction file: I was perusing the rack of informative pamphlets at Student Health. Got to skip over the STD rack - the only benefit of genderless 'humanism.

January 9, 2004

Speaking My Language

By The Weatherhuman

Made it through the first week. It's nice to be back in school. In case you didn't notice, the 'human didn't have much to say on the academic front last quarter. Yeah. Didn't do too well.

January 7, 2004

Inquiring ‘Humans Want to Know

By The Weatherhuman

You didn't think the weatherhuman was going to miss Britney's wedding day did you? No sir, I was there. I rode in on the same cold wind that will soon blow her completely out of the music business and onto the pages of P...

November 25, 2003

Thanks for Leaving

By The Weatherhuman

Oh, boy, just one more day until break. I can't wait to stuff my belly and pass out in front of the TV with Dad and Gramps.

October 28, 2003

Pre-Marinate For Best Results

By The Weatherhuman

A storm is coming. It's coming from where you're from. It's your friends from back home. And boy, are they jazzed about coming to IV for Halloween.

October 21, 2003

And the Truth Shall Set You in Pee

By The Weatherhuman

How about the open letter from the Chancellor about National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week? Long, boring and full of statements like "Alcohol abuse directly undercuts the return on your parents' educational investmen...

October 14, 2003

Stay of Execution

By The Weatherhuman

I sat down well prepared to fail a midterm yesterday. I had a solid 40 minutes total study time for the quarter under my belt and the effects of a two-hour nap lingered in my clouded mind.

October 7, 2003

Fat and Groping in Sacramento

By The Weatherhuman

Today is the day the bodybuilders, porn stars, midgets and politicians will battle for the prize--and that's only at the famous Tuesday Twister Tournament at the weathercave.

September 30, 2003

Uncaged

By The Weatherhuman

More ugly birthday savagery, but this time one of the weatherfriends was the victim. Drunk, delirious the friend was having a good time-until being spotted by the Sasquatch.

September 24, 2003

Look at the Rump on That One

By The Weatherhuman

The long lines of students in front of the local copy shops resembled doomed cattle in more ways than one.

May 28, 2003

Escaped Inmates From An Artsy Asylum

By The Weatherhuman

A plea for attention along the walk to class. Those Art 4D mutants have escaped, littering our fair campus with the likes of a human clock and a silly string-happy spider.