The Weatherhuman

February 16, 2007

Ain’t No Power

By The Weatherhuman

With voices and fists raised, the UCSB student body certainly showed President Bush yesterday what a group of dedicated voters can do:

February 15, 2007

Weath-dipus Complex

By The Weatherhuman

UCSB researchers John Tooby and Leda Cosmides just came out with a study disproving the last legs of Freud's runaway theory on incest, the game the whole family can play.

February 14, 2007

Here’s Looking at You, Kid.

By The Weatherhuman

Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. It's true, I didn't get you flowers, candy, cigars, remember to get a dinner reservation or even one single Valentine.

February 13, 2007

Weather mortis

By The Weatherhuman

I dream of dying a funny death. When everyone lines up to see how rigor mortis has hardened the 'human like dry coral, I hope they laugh. No tears - just smiles at how awkward the whole thing is.

February 12, 2007

New Platitudes, Please

By The Weatherhuman

The best way to differentiate between those who critically think and those who read the back of the cereal box for its literary value is to ask the following:

February 9, 2007

Wake up, little Weatherhuman

By The Weatherhuman

Friday's are notoriously no-weather days, meaning come Thursday night the 'human could really give a damn what the Weatherbox says, meaning I'm too busy trying to get out of the office to write anything important or inte...

February 8, 2007

Hey, Kids!

By The Weatherhuman

It's about that time of the quarter when you're asking your friends about the most academically robust classes they've taken, in order that you can avoid such work.

February 7, 2007

Strike Two

By The Weatherhuman

Two days in a row. Thanks, Nexus. Wednesday's Forecast: The 'human submits a correction - the Nexus deserves no thanks.

February 6, 2007

Super Fudge Up

By The Weatherhuman

Like the cliche says, having a correction is like peeing yourself: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

February 5, 2007

Politically Correct-ish

By The Weatherhuman

Former PLO operative and terrorist Walid Shoebat is coming to campus this Wednesday to explain "the truth behind the propaganda" of anti-Israel rhetoric. Shoebat has traveled widely to speak out against his past beliefs.

February 2, 2007

Time Well Spent

By The Weatherhuman

Valentine's Day is coming up, lads.

February 1, 2007

Red All Over

By The Weatherhuman

So apparently student government wants to start a rival news publication and put it on bulletin boards around campus or just have it online. You know, like Slate.com sans the readers and a recordable literacy rate.

January 31, 2007

Flower-Power Suits

By The Weatherhuman

If you didn't attend UCSB Counseling & Career Services' Third Annual Diversity Career Fair yesterday, you missed out on free magnetic poetry, Frisbees, key chains, mugs and the occasional business card.

January 30, 2007