The Rite Stuff, Take too…
I'm homonymphobic, so I can't right write now.
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Recently in Texas a woman was indicted for manslaughter after falsely crying rape when her husband caught her and her lover screwing in the bed of a pickup truck, causing her husband to shoot the man.
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Why does the packaging for Plan B warn users to keep it out of the reach of children? Isn't that the objective?
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Apparently our friends in student government want to erect a statue on campus dedicated to student activism - presumably a gold sculpture of Prometheus with his thumb up his ass.
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The Breyer Horse toy company rejected the 'human's idea to have a "Godfather"-themed edition. It also said nay to the "Equus"-themed idea.
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The 'human is feeling under the weather, and no that isn't a joke about self-love.
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John Mayer's "Waiting on the World to Change," Nickelback's "If Everyone Cared" and Five for Fighting's "World" are locked in an intense battle for douchebag supremacy.
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The business world offers endless opportunities for upward mobility, a recently graduated business economics major told the 'human.
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I'm onto you, Nexus editors. You keep putting corrections in to prevent the 'human from speaking out.
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Once the Weatherroommates go to bed, the 'human gets some alone time with the TV and the couch.
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