Happy Valentine’s Day, sweetheart. It’s true, I didn’t get you flowers, candy, cigars, remember to get a dinner reservation or even one single Valentine.
Oh well, it looks like you’ll just have to deal with getting 11,000 Valentines today and a readership of 25,000 looking at it.
Wednesday’s Forecast: The Weathermate one-ups the ‘human with 11,000 ways to be cute, and 25,000 people to be jealous of the ‘human.