With voices and fists raised, the UCSB student body certainly showed President Bush yesterday what a group of dedicated voters can do: make the ‘human get off its bike in order to pass through the Pardall Tunnel.
Following the students’ lead, Congress will perform an even braver act of self-sacrifice and political acumen: sign a non-binding finger wag at increased troop levels… right before they increase the military’s funding.
The people are about to fuckin’ rise up.

Friday’s Forecast: UCSB Student Health fights obesity by handing out flyers with dolphin-safe lollipops attached.