Wow! Helen Mirren? Will Smith? Borat? What an amazing week and a half we Santa Barbarians have ahead of us.
With thousands of people in attendance, a score of films on the screen, and more glittering stars than the sky can hold, the only thing missing from the action downtown is me giving a shit.
Monday’s Forecast: The ‘human stays in this week to eat popcorn on its own damn time, and
discovers this thing called “downloading movies.”