The Weatherhuman

April 3, 2007

Child’s Play

By The Weatherhuman

Why does the packaging for Plan B warn users to keep it out of the reach of children? Isn't that the objective?

April 2, 2007

Meteorology, SB Style

By The Weatherhuman

Sunny, 85 degrees!

March 9, 2007

UCSB Bound

By The Weatherhuman

Apparently our friends in student government want to erect a statue on campus dedicated to student activism - presumably a gold sculpture of Prometheus with his thumb up his ass.

March 8, 2007

Giddy Up

By The Weatherhuman

The Breyer Horse toy company rejected the 'human's idea to have a "Godfather"-themed edition. It also said nay to the "Equus"-themed idea.

March 7, 2007

Goodbye, Darling

By The Weatherhuman

Maybe the Weathermate wouldn't have left if I had just apologized more.

March 6, 2007

The Sick Sense

By The Weatherhuman

The 'human is feeling under the weather, and no that isn't a joke about self-love.

March 5, 2007

Love Children

By The Weatherhuman

John Mayer's "Waiting on the World to Change," Nickelback's "If Everyone Cared" and Five for Fighting's "World" are locked in an intense battle for douchebag supremacy.

March 2, 2007

Vaginas in the Buff

By The Weatherhuman

Daily Nexus jokes during Vagina Week always smell fishy.

March 1, 2007

Wall Street Wunderkind

By The Weatherhuman

The business world offers endless opportunities for upward mobility, a recently graduated business economics major told the 'human.

February 28, 2007

Et tu, Brooks?

By The Weatherhuman

Brooks Firestone's hating on Chumash Casino is a rogue wave.

February 27, 2007

Keeping the ‘human’ Down

By The Weatherhuman

I'm onto you, Nexus editors. You keep putting corrections in to prevent the 'human from speaking out.

February 26, 2007

No Chance of Showers

By The Weatherhuman

Once the Weatherroommates go to bed, the 'human gets some alone time with the TV and the couch.

February 23, 2007

On the Federline

By The Weatherhuman

You know things are bad in life when the Nexus makes a mistake.

February 22, 2007

It’s Raining

By The Weatherhuman

It's raining.

February 21, 2007

Recycle, Reduce, Rethink

By The Weatherhuman

UCSB students are committed to recycling and environmental sustainability, provided someone else cleans up after them.

February 20, 2007

Bon Appetit!

By The Weatherhuman

New Orleans is decked out for today's Mardi Gras celebration with green, yellow and purple beads, prepped to serve red beans and ready to give blue balls courtesy of local and visiting flashers.